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::Lois, Meg, and Chris in a clothes store::
::Chris is pointing into the Women's dressing room::

Chris - "Boobies!"
::Woman screams::

Lois - "Chris! Get away from there!"

Chris - "Sorry mom...Boobies!"
::woman screams again::
::Meg is talking to a salesman::

Salesman - "So you're about a size 12 right?"

Meg - ::giggles:: "No, i'm a 6"

Salesman - ::chuckles mockingly:: Riiight...


Scene 4

::Lois and Peter on the couch at home::

Lois - "Peter, that relationship tape I ordered came today."

Peter - "Lois quiet down.  I'm trying to watch Batman."
::Cuts to the T.V.::

Robin - ::Smacks Batman's ass:: "Good Job Batman!"
::Batman turns around and slaps Robin::

Batman - "Stop being so damn gay!"
::Robin runs into his room crying and slams the door::

Batman - "Ugh...fuckin' gays"
::Cuts back to Peter and Lois::

Lois - "Peter we need to work on our communication skills."

Peter - "Communication skills?  Lois our communication skills are fine.  You're probably just on your period."

Lois - "Peter, you never listen to me.  Remember that time we were on vacation?"
::Flashback to Peter and Lois on a boat watching the sunset::

Lois - "I love you Peter"

Peter - ::looks at his watch:: "About a quarter past 5"
::Cuts back to Peter and Lois::

Peter - "Ok one time Lois"

Lois - "And remember the time at the Casino?"
::Flashback to Peter and Lois at a blackjack tabe::

Peter - "Hit me"

Lois - "Peter you have 19"

Peter - "Hit me"
::Dealer deals another card::

Dealer - "21"

Peter - "Hit me"

Lois - "Peter stop"

Peter - "Hit me"

Dealer - "Sir you have 21"

Peter - "Hit me"
::Deals another card::

Dealer - "29..."

Peter - "Hit me"
::Cuts back to Lois in the room::
::Peter emerges from the kitchen with a beer::

Peter - "Oh hey Lois, when did you get here?"

::Lois glares at Peter::




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