Bastie - A person or object that is not to your liking. Can be coupled with other words,
ie - 'Bleak Bastie'. "Gordon was a Bleak Bastie for his fondness of beastality"
Bore - Meaning very much so or full on. Bore can be used on its on in replacement of the word 'Cool'. But also can be used in combos such as 'Bleak Bore' (extremely bad)
'Full Bore' (Full on) etc.
Jumpin' - This is the abbreviation of the phrase "Oh Jumping Jesus". Jumpin' is used to express a state of shock or panic, to be used to replace the word 'Shit'.
ie - "Jumpin! Nearly got me ballix kicked in there!"
Intensely Hardcore - Just use these words lots in general.
Marf - pro ( ma - arf ) - Word used to escape social awkwardness, may be used as a substitute word for any other word in the Oxford English Dictionary - To 'marf'.
Hausnip - pro (haw - snip) - Self explanitory
Pee Pee Hat - The hat which falls into piss (ie - hat which is in pool of piss)
Aww - Term used to show great emphasis on expression. Usually used in conjuntion with other words to produce an emphasised emotion or phrase. ( ie - Awww Marf! )
Aww Cheesus Nice ! - Substitute for terms such as 'Aww Jeebus Cripes!'. Cheesus may also be used on its own.
Yeeeeeeh - pro - ( yee ) or ( 'yeah') - To show great acknowledgement and gradatude. Usually emphasized by using other terms such as 'Awww' - ( ie - Awwww yeeeeeeeeh )
Snoogans - pro - ( snu - gans ) - To be used as greeting. May be used as substitute for 'Hello' and 'Goodbye'. Most commonly used to say 'Goodbye' (ie - "Im leaving now, Snoogans y'all!)
Beanz - pro - (beens) - (ie - The coolness of the 'Beanz') Term used on its own to show great coolness or to highlight what emotion or adjective is being used at the time by joining with other word - "cool beanz" , "interesting beanz" , "bad beanz man".
Fuck off you bitch-faced hoe bag - Phrase used to express great hatred towards someone. Usually used towards females but may be used towards male to highlight insulting nature and homosexuality.
Static Rat - A terrible girl. May be female who is 1. Annoying 2. Smelly 3. Slutty 4. All these and more. May be used in same context as the term "Rancid Hoe" or "Skrada".
No Es Beuno - pro ( no es bweno ) - To be said in times of bad fortune - similar to the term Bad Darts
Cutting the Cheese - To Fart
Sub-Human Scum - Term used to discribe a person so shit that they dont qualify as being human - (ie 'Frank Mitchill )
Expey - pro (Ex - pay) - Something very cool. Do be used instead of 'excellent'
Queesh - pro (Kweesh) - Adjective used to describe a very attractive female. This word is usually used in conjuntion with 'Expey' [ie - Your mum is Expey Queesh]
Cockwinder - Word used to show anger against something in a way which implies it may be homosexual. Other words can be used instead such as 'Colon Cowboy' or 'Marmite Miner'.
2) A wanker
2) Your cock