| A Further Understanding Of The Snarflebarrel Language. 'The Levels' |
| Snarflebarrel can appear quite daunting and complex to the newcomer. However, learning the language and understanding the code of public snarfle use need not be a struggle. Here we will try to break it down and introduce you to 'The Levels'. Level One - Level 1 is always going to be the easiest for all students. This is simply a matter of sitting down and studying 'The Cocktionary' and taking the time to listen and learn to more advanced Snarflebarreler's. Its basically learning the the words and building up your vocabulary. Level Two - This requires your attention to other more experienced Snarflecrew while they speak. It cant be described in words as to how one goes about completing Level 2. It needs to be heard. The key to understanding Level 2 is the pitch and tone control of the voice and how you phrase certain words in certain situations. The famous 'Eeeeedly Onst!' is a word which perhaps highlights the use of Level Two most. Level Three - This is pretty straight foward as a concept. The only thing that makes it a little harder is that it requires the mastering of Level One and Level Two. Once you have completely training with those, you simply learn to combine them. Combining is a big part of Snarflebarrel. This is heavily reflected in The Cocktionary. Level Four: "ABBREVS, LIBS, AUGMENSTABLE" - This can take years to master into fluent and seemless use. Abbrevs extends the snarflebarrel langauge to another level. Heres some classic use of Snarflebarrel Abbrevs at Level Four:- "Wail me over the wats, too much jod de flur gave me the thirst. Fuckin certs Bleak Bore, the butts on the noods is makin the munch intense." -Translation- "Pass me a glass of water, I appear to have used too much salt and i have become quite thirsty. This is a terrible situation. However, i have found that by using butter on my noodles i have created a delightfully satisfying snack" Abbrevs simply means 'Abbreviation'. Its all about making words shorter, thus saving time and less effort. Libs means 'equalibrium'. Its when you create a Level 4 version of a word, however find that it has the same about of letters anyway. A typical example for this is "Grand Theft Auts"... this snarflebarrel term for the game 'Grand Theft Auto' still has the same amount of letters. Augmenstable means 'Augmented' words. This is when you make a snarflebarrel word that turns out to actually be longer than the original english term. An examples for this is "Noodsies" which is a popular term for 'Noodles'. Or even better "Ghey" which not only has more letters, also sounds identicle to the original word 'Gay'. Level Six - You will only qualify to indulge in this level when you have successfully completely all previous levels and have gained the full respect of the highest ranking Snarflecrew members. This level is the actual creation, production and development of the Snarflebarrel languages vocabulary. Its the creation of pure Snarflebarrel words which are based on no other from the English langauge. This include many famous Cocktionary terms such as 'Ripnaw', 'Hausnip', 'Hanstable' and other more obscure terms such as 'Lexico Bamphrite' and 'Schnarfin Byarkin!'. Level Seven: "The Word Generator" - This so far, is the most highest prestige level of Snarflebarrel Language possible in todays world. This Level is only accessed by the highest ranking, those who are heavily involved with Level Six. Basically 'The Word Generator' is a technique used to optimize the success rate of the Level Six word creation process. How to perfom The Word Generator is again, something that cannot be shown in words. You will have to ask the very few high ranking Snarflebarrel members who know and use this technique to give you a personal Demonstration. The Word Generator is practically useless without the aid of alcohol or drugs. Buckfast is the best fuel for running this process. So there you have it folks. A Seven Stepped guide for you to work threw on your quest to "Snarflebarrel Heavs". (see abbrevs section, Level Four). Good luck on your journey. And remember Kids, it can be hard - but never give up, in times of doubt, stress and worry - dont be a panz and always turn to alcohol and drug abuse. Keep It Country. |