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"Damn, my arms are hairy!" -Me (I swear I have too much hair on my arms)
"Wouldn't it be funny if you were wearing edible underwear and they melted and it stuck to your ass and your ass hair. It would be like, Uhm waxing your ass..." -Me (well, wouldn't it be funny? and painfull too)
�This shirt is too tight and too low� � Me (why it�s funny is because I used to wear totally tight and low cut shirts my friends would NEVER hear me say this but actually...it happened)
"...a string of jam was dangling from my sandwich!" -Jeordi (don't you just hate it when that happens?)
�I need help! Please, can you help me? It�s not money�� -Sarah Chase (You probably do not know Sarah- but if you do you know she is ALWAYS asking for money.)
�Your all going to die so get it over sooner.� �Matt (I can�t agree but I can see his point)
�Peace�Love�and Surf naked.� �Krista (Why the hell not?)
�Queer� �Javier (it took me a while to get a quote out of this lil� dude but finally he gave me this one)
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