�In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, "Stop, or I'll say stop again."
- Robin Williams

�You know what they're doing with your taxes? They're spending your money, hundreds of billions of dollars, on defense. To defend us from the Russians, the Libyans, the Iranians. When  was the last time a Russian and broke into your car? I'm not  worried about Russians, I'm worried about Americans! You're  going to defend me, defend me from Americans! Get my butt back  from Burger King alive!�
� Blake Clark