| FUNNY STATEMENTS, COMPLETE WITH AUTHORS. WOW |
| crystal (being colin from *whose line*): high heel high heel me: queen of the talent! kim (directed @ me): i know who likes spencer.... becky: SHUT UP! *hold this, i'm gonna pee my pants!!* - spencer jamie (from kim's roof): how does santa stay so fat? kody (muffled): stick em down his pants....! jamie: i dunno what it is, but i found it! me: NO MEANS NO the gang from 8th grade (complete w/ arm motions): bzzt! kody: barkbark.... BOO! danielle: ewe's not fat, ewe's fluffy! bower: sidekick septic tank. crystal: don't not never kim: nicholio, nicholio, wherefore art thou nicholio, deny thy father and refuse thy yada yada yada.... crystal - drop me pen and hand me me notebook me, brooke, madelyn: WE ARE THE CHOIR! madelyn: whassup my housecat? me: nothin dawg i'm jus representin! manda luu: get bad witchur down self! sheila v.s.: shutup stupid! ed the paperclip, need i say more? sheila v.s.: i'm just not a funky person. crystal, me, zack, ryan: grr, growl. crystal: she had *duh* written all over her face. the gang from 8th grade: WHAT? YOU'RE POKISH?! kelly m.: oh my god! oh my god! guess what? i dunno. me: he was a GREAT man.... dance team: nicola, nicola, *clap, clap, clapclapclap* maike j, maike j, *clap, clap, clapclapclap* caryl ray, caryl ray, *clap, clap, clapclapclap* katie jo, katie jo, *clap, clap, clapclapclap* sara jane, sara jane, *clap, clap, clapclapclap* nomi kay, nomi kay, *clap, clap, clapclapclap* carrie lee, carrie lee, *clap, clap, clapclapclap* heather joy, heather joy, *clap, clap, clapclapclap* sheila sue, sheila sue, *clap, clap, clapclapclap* margo may, margo may, *clap, clap, clapclapclap* manda luu, manda luu, *clap, clap, clapclapclap* dance team: nigh-omee getz, amanda olson, and carrie rooter!! |
| so maybe these weren't as great as you'd hoped they'd be. oh well. i'll be adding more as the days go by. back to quotes home! |