.....::: Quotes, Quotes, and More Quotes :::.....

SOME OF MY FAVORITE QUOTES OF ALL-TIME
*BOTH COPIED AND MADE-UP. INSIDE JOKES AS WELL*

QUOTES WORTHY OF MESSENGER S/N STATUS:

..... i know milk does a body good, but DANG how much did you drink?

..... there's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray its not a train.

..... i'm hated by some, loved by many, envied by most, and wanted by plenty

..... i'm a genie in a bottle, and you're a tramp in a lamp.

..... i love him, yes i do. he's 4 me and not 4 u. if u happen to take my place, i'll take my fist and SMASH YOUR FACE!

..... no man is worth your tears, and the one who is won't make you cry.

..... life was so much easier when your clothes didn't match and boys had cooties!

..... some people are only alive because its illegal to kill them.

..... if swimming is so good for your figure, then how do you explain whales?

..... before you get angry with someone, walk a mile in their shoes. that way, you're a mile away, AND have their shoes!

..... life isn't measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

..... why do we love the ones who ignore us and ignore the ones who love us?

..... children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children.

..... mirrors can't talk, and lucky for you they can't laugh either.

..... men ar kings. kings are rulers. rulers are 12" long. still think you're a man?

..... 8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning: i love you.

..... we had gay burglars last night.... they came in and rearranged the furniture!

..... you! get off my planet!

..... if it moves, kill it. if it doesn't, wait until it does.

..... life is a dick. when it gets hard, screw it.

..... guys are like stars. one in a million can make your wish come true.

..... suicide hotlline.... please hold.

..... let's play titanic.... you yell *iceberg* and i'll go down.

..... no matter how hard you try, you can't fall off the floor.

..... the worst way to miss someone is to sit right next to them and know you can never have them.

..... i ran up the door, shut the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. i turned off the bed and jumped into the light, all because you kissed me goodnight.

..... do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk past again?

..... roses are red, violets are blue. god made me pretty, what happened to you??

..... last night i was looking up at the stars and wondering *WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING?!*

..... why are wrong numbers never busy?

..... i'm not a blonde! i'm knot! i'm knot! i'm knot!

..... a girl and a guy can just be friends, but sooner or later they'll fall for each other. maybe temporarily, maybe too late, maybe at the wrong time, or maybe forever.

..... i am nobody. nobody's perfect. therefore, i'm perfect.

..... sory speelchek isnt werking so my spelings not tew goed.

..... 2 wrongs don't make a right, but 3 lefts do....

..... my t-shirt would look great on your bedroom floor!

..... day by day nothing seems to change, but then one day everything's different.

..... i ran into my ex the other day.... then i put it in reverse and hit him again!

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