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| the why files [ credit goes to an old issue of dolly ] why do our boobs continuously fall out from our bikinis at the beach? surely thats a pretty major design flaw why is it twhenever you're wearing something white for the first time, you'll invariably slop a large portion of food down the front of it? why do pimples make a point of showing up the day before a date? why does it always rain on the day that you're absolutely, positively going to start your new joggin rigme? why do you always run into the boy of your dreams when you've just nipped down the corner store with bedhead, no make-up and tracky daks on? why do you always get desperate for the toilet in the middle of a movie at the cinemas, even though you went before the movie started? why does it always start blowing a gale when you're only wearing a flimsy skirt and a g string? why does nobody arrive at your party until two hours after they're supposed to? why do lifes most embarrassing moments happen when your crush and his posse of equally hot boys are walking past? why can you never find the fantastic clothing when you have money to spend, but you always find the perfect outfit when you're totally broke? why are buffy and felicity on at 10:30 pm? don't they know we need our beauty sleep? why does it always rain when you've just spent an hour painstakingly blow drying your hair? why do male science teacher always wear short sleeved shirts, shorts and long socks? do they actually think it looks good? why do bus drivers slam their brakes as you're trying to make your way down the aisle? are they trying to fling us down the end of the bus? why do men whistle at us as they drive past?so they really think that we're going to run down the street after them? why do pieces of fruit always end up squashed up, bruised and oozing through your school bag? back up | break out |