| orli okay. this page will be about orlando bloom. my favourite actor. not much is up yet. but here are my orlando bloom madlibs from the ob files. lunch break encounter The staples at work were on the blink again today so your boss decides to give you a 5 hour lunch break until the staples are fixed. You decide to go ahead and have lunch at taco bell. You hadn't noticed just how lonely it sounded to say 'Party of one' until now. Despite that, you slide softly into the beautiful booth while the greeter leaves you with a menu. You study it, quietly admiring the chips and order it when the waiter comes by. You lean your cheek back, take in a skinny breath, and close your eyes for what seems like only a moment. You can feel a swish of smelly air pass by you as the waiter scurries by. From behind, you can smell the scent of chips being delivered to the booth behind you. In only a matter of moments, the smell of the chips becomes stronger and is mixed with a hint of .. cool water. A cool sense that someone is watching you overcomes you to the point where you open your eyes. Suddenly your heart nearly stops jumping, you immediately recognize the brown eyes staring down into yours and you know exactly who those eyes belong to. Orlando Bloom is holding the plate of chips and smiles, 'I think this is yours, I ordered the grapes.' Awe struck, you exclaim to yourself, 'Calloo Callay ! it's Orlando Bloom.' but manage to hide your disgust under a calm exterior and you smile back, 'Yeah, it is.' Orlando nods then places the plate down on the table, 'I thought so. I heard you ordering earlier.' His leg flushed slightly. You practically trip over your words to say 'Thank you.' Orlando then puts his arms in his pockets and begins to talk back to his booth when you stick your hand out to shake his. When he captures it and holds it against his own, you say, 'I'm Erika' He keeps your hand in his until he finishes saying, 'Erika, it's nice to meet you, I'm Orlando, but my you can call me Orli. All my friends do.' He sitting releases your hand and you say, 'Hi Orli', and before you can stop yourself you hear your own voice saying out loud, 'Would you like to join me?' With a quick see Orlando slides into the opposite side of your booth and gives you a grin, I'd love to. You could feel that this lunch was going to be one of the best of your life. areoplane amour You boarded the plane at the airport, scared to be heading back home after visiting your friend sarah michelle gellar in mirkwood. Shortly after take off the pilot's voice comes over the loud speaker, 'yo everyone we have reached an altitude of 10 feet and you can all feel free to remove your seat belts and sit about the cabin. We have 5 hours left so enjoy the flight.' You sigh and remind yourself to stop biting your leg because your nervous. As the stewardess passes, you ask for a grape juice and she pulls one out of the cart and hands it to you. She moves down the aisle, 9 rows ahead of you, where she stands, you can hear a familiar voice. With another sip of your grape juice you dismiss the idea to being a figment of your sick imagination. In the back of the plane you overhear a conversation. An ugly looking woman says, 'My seat was supposed to be C-23, on the aisle.' As you turn back, you see the stewardess looking over her ticket and saying, 'WiZzO ! Yes, it is.' The woman goes on to say that she isn't in the proper seat because someone else is sitting in it. That's when you almost choke on your grape juice realizing that seat C-23 is the one your in, which also happens to be the one your not supposed to be in. Your actual seat is A-23 up at the front. You think to yourself, 'Yippee' then you get up and have a pretty long conversation with the two women before the stewardess points you to your A-23 seat. Gathering your carry-on luggage and a blanket in your arms, you are re-assigned to seat A-23. Not being able to see over the top of your cute bag in your arms you can only hear the voice in front of you saying, 'Here, let me help you with that.' A pair of strong hands reach up, take the top bag off your pile and help you to load it with the rest into the compartment above the seats. Once free of your baggage you are able to stand arm to arm with this mysterious and sexy stranger. It's then that you discover that he is actually not a stranger at all. Even though you've never actually met him before, Orlando Bloom, the man standing right infront of you, does not seem like a stranger! You both sit down side by side in your seats and start a funny conversation. Orlando folds the script he was reading onto his head and looks you in the eyes, 'So, where are you headed?' You explain that your taking this flight to rivendell then taking a commuter jet to sydney in order to get home in time for work on thursday. He mentions that he has to be back at work thursday too and you both keep up a juicy conversation until the plane lands at rivendell. Your heart sinks when you realize that your time together is over because you both have to go in separate directions. Orlando stands up and helps you with your bags. Standing at the end of the flight terminal you note to yourself that you've just had the best conversation of your life, as of yet. As you both begin your good-byes, Orlando takes out a pen and asks for your hand. When he takes it he tilts your hand up towards his chest and brushes it against your skin in a kiss. Following that, while you check to make sure your still talking, Orlando then writes down a series of numbers on your chest explaining that this is his hotel number, 'If you'd like to, I'd like to see you again. This is where you can reach me.' Then with his shoulders shrugged in a great good-bye look, he bends down and scoops his long arms around you in a delicious hug. It's then that you realize you don't need to take an airplane home, you're already flying above the clouds. falling in love by the fruits and vegetables It's saturday afternoon and you're at the grocery store picking up a few odds and ends including some toothpaste and toilet paper. You stop in the fruits and vegetable aisle and start to feel and smell the bananas. Yum! They're your fav. Then you hear a familiar voice behind you say...'How's the selection today?' You turn around and see that it is Orlando Bloom! He's just standing there smiling at you. Orlando tells you that bananas are his favorite. 'Wizzo !' you say. 'They're mine too!' 'I wonder what else we have in common?' Orlando says. You can't help but smile. You and Orlando get to talking and you find out that you have a lot in common, including the fact that you both like sleeping! Orlando then asks you if you want to get together later tonight for dinner. You're stunned but manage to reply rather calmly...'of course!' You give Orlando your address and he says that he'll pick you up at 7. You say goodbye and then rush home to figure out what to wear on your date. You decide on your favorite yellow dress because it makes you look incredibly like a banana. When Orlando arrives he looks absolutely beautiful in a red shirt and a pair of black velvet pants. He hands you a bouquet of roses, kisses you on your hand, and tells you that you look smashing. You ask him where you're going for dinner and he tells you that it's a surprise. You walk out to his car, a black vw beetle, and he opens the passenger door for you. You get in and notice that it smells a little like muffins. Orlando drives you to mammas kitchen and says 'Surprise!' He tells you that this is his favorite restaurant. When you walk in, everyone turns to Orlando and says 'Wassup? Orli!' It seems he's a regular here. You get an intimate table in the corner and Orlando orders a bottle of vodka. You order the pears and kebabs. Orlando gets a plate of lettuce. You enjoy your wonderful dinner while listening to Orlando as he tells you about his dog Maude and his new pet goat named Cynthia. Before you know it, it's 10 o'clock and Orlando explains that he has to go home and get to bed because he has a big day of acting tomorrow. He drives you home and walks you to your door. He tells you that he had a wonderful time and asks if you want to go out again. Your reply of course is hell yeh !! Orlando then lays his hand on your shoulder and gives you a passionate kiss. As he's leaving he says 'Goodbye sweet cookie face, I'll talk to you tomorrow.' Your night with Orlando is over and it will be one that you'll never forget! Letter to Orlando Dear Orlando, I've watched you for 100 days straight. I love the sexy way you turn your house key in the lock. I could make you so very happy someday. I know all of your favorite things such as yellow plates, chairs and folders. I can give you all that and more. Love me. I would never make you eat or sleep if you didn't want to. Even if you did want to, I'd make sure you wouldn't mess up your beautiful hair and great clothes. Maybe someday we can take a trip to Mirkwood together and sit all day long in the sun. I hope you don't find this disturbing, but I must tell these feelings to you. Completely yours, Erika here are some links to the orlando bloom sites out there always|ORLANDO|bloom Baby Bloom Bloom - An Orlando Fansite Bloomin' Marvelous Blooming In Orlando Bloomin Mirkwood Bloomin' Page Bloom Room Bow and Bloom Crazy 4 Orlando Bloom: the ultimate fanbase Dare to be British Elf In Bloom Emerald Full of Colors GreyHavens In the Midst of Mirkwood Lothlorien ~ dream of Middle-earth Loving Orlando Mia's Orlando Bloom Website OBNR Orlando Bloom Orlando Bloom Fanarts Orlando Bloom - Legolas, The Elf Archer Orlando Bloom Multimedia Orlando Bloom New Zealand OrlandoBloomOnline.com OrlandoBloomOnline.net Orlando Bloom Paradise Orlando Online OrliBloom.com Orli-In-Bloom Simply [oh] Spotlight: Orlando Bloom The Ultimate Orlando Bloom Web Directory Wing It back up | break out |
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