"Clark?" Lana said as she stood up. "Where'd he go?"

Chloe stumbled over to lana and leaned against her , resting her head on her shoulder, "Where'd who go?"

Lana looked annoyed, "Clark. Chloe, where'd Clark go?"

Chloe looked up at her blankly, "What do you mean?"

Lana looked around, "He was here one minute, and the next, poof! He vanishes into thin air." She made a motion with her hands to symbolize poof.

Chloe stood up straight and turned around in circles, "Let's see. If we were Clark where would we go?" She crossed her arms and put a finger on her lips and tapped it, as if she was actually able to focus hard enough to ponder. "Hmmm"

Lana nodded, "Where could he have gone."

Suddenly, Chloe looked at her arm, "Owie owie owie!" She thrust her arm into lana's face, "Look Lana, I have a cut! It hurts!"

Lana looked at it, "I'm sorry Chloe, but where did Clark go?"

Chloe pouted, "Don't you care? What if I got tentinitus and died? Would you care then?" She huffed and walked over to Pete, "Hi Pete! Look! I got a cut!"

Pete focused his eyes and tried to look concerned, even though he couldn't really hear what she was saying. "Oh, sorry Chloe."

She smiled, "You care! Do you have a band-aid?"

Pete grunted and pulled out his wallet, shuffling through its contents to find a band aid, "Uh, here..." he handed her one.

"Yay! I got a band aid!" she smiled gleefully and put it on. She smiled at it proudly.

"Where did Clark go?" Lana asked again.

"Oh look!" Chloe said, pointing to her band-aid, "Sponge bob!"

***Meanwhile***
"Psychos...they're all...psychos..." Clark mumbled as he stumbled along the path towards the woods. "Pete...slipped me redk...now I feel like I'm going to hurl!" Should i go back? he thought

****
"Where'd Clark go?" Lana asked.

"Shut up girl!" Derek shouted. "We don't care where your stupid boyfriend went."

"Boyfriend..." Lana pondered that in her mind. "It doesn't sound right. How about slave?"

Chloe nodded, "Ya, that sounds good. Would clark really commit to you though?"

Lana shrugged, "I got him wrapped around my finger...I think..."

Pete shook his head, one last time, and then passed out, bringing a whole load of senior boys down with him.

"Where'd Clark go?" Lana asked.

****
"I can't leave them there to fend for themselves," Clark thought. "They will be so drunk by the time I get them home. Am I drunk?" Great! now I'm talking to myself. I must be drunk.

He super sped in front of a tree and leaned against it, "How are you, Clark?"

He super sped and stood in front of the tree as if he were talking to his self that was leaning against the tree, "I'm just fine...how are you?"

He super sped back to his first stance, "Ah, seen better days."

With that he keeled over and puked his guts out.

****

Derek stood next to Nick and Aaron, they were all shaking their heads sadly, watching the three sophomore friends make fools of themselves. “Obviously never been drunk before,” Nick said, pitifully.

Aaron agreed, “You're telling me. You'd think they'd at least have a little experience.”

Derek nodded towards Lana, “What's her infatuation with Clark?”

Aaron shrugged, “I have no idea, but I wish I were him. Man, she's hot!”

Nick nodded, “Isn't she Fordman's ex?”

Aaron put a hand on his chin and pretended to ponder, “Yes, I think she is. Lana Lang, right? Hey maybe we can get back at him by making out with her tonight.”

Nick smiled wickedly, “Hey! Yeah! Why not? It's worth a shot!”

Derek grabbed their shoulders, “Yo, dudes, what do you have against Fordman?”

Nick and Aaron looked at each other and then back at Derek, “The dude screwed us over a hundred times. First football, then baseball. The dude doesn't care about anyone but himself and his stupid girlfriend.”

Aaron nodded, “Yeah man, this is our chance!”

Derek shook his head, “I don't think so. Plus, didn't you see the way Clark reacted when we drugged him? What do you think he'd do if you hit on his girl?”

“God, two jealous boyfriends”

“Oh yeah! And did you see how fast he was? He like, zoomed around you and got in your path before you barely got anywhere.”

Mick slapped his knee and began laughing, “Hey! He's like one of those meteor freaks we read about in the torch!”

Aaron stopped laughing and stared at him, “You read that?”

Nick stopped as well and tried to play it cool, “Oh, you know, when it has cool pictures.” Aaron shook his head and turned and walk away. Nick began to whine and walk after him, acting like a lost puppy, “You mean you don't like to look at the pictures?”

Derek laughed and watched the boys walk off and then turned and headed over to where lana was. He stood next to her as she slowly turned in place, scanning the woods for Clark. “Do you know where clark is?” she asked.

“Haha! Sponge bob!” Chloe yelled looking at her arm.

Derek chuckled and slipped an arm around her shoulders, “Why don't we forget about Clark and go off on our own?”

Lana looked at him curiously, “Where do you want to go?”

He began brushing his hand on her face, “I don't know, baby, wherever you want to.”

Lana pushed him away and slapped his face, he keeled over and held his face in his hands. “NO!” she screamed. She put her hands on her hips and smirked, “I like clark today.”