| Light Bulb Jokes |
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| Flute How many flute players does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, if you get a "super light" model. Six: one to change it, and five to say, "I can do that!" Just one, but she'll spend $5,000 on a Sterling silver bulb. None; they get their boyfriend to do it for them. How many solo flute players does it take to change a lightbulb? None; she thinks it's the accompaniment's job. |
| Oboe How many oboe players does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but she'll spend an hour checking it against all the other oboes in the section. |
| Clarinets How many clarinetists does it take to change a lightbulb? Four; one to do it, and three to argue about which fingering works best. Only one, but he can't do it without squeaking. Only one, but she'll have to go back to adjust it twenty times. Three: one to change the bulb and two to complain about how bad the old one was. Only one, but he'll go through about twenty before he finds exactly the right one. How many second clarinet players does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the first will have to show him before he can. How many third clarinet players does it take to change a light bulb? Don't bother. Just leave it out--no one will notice. How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a lightbulb? Four: one to change it and three to complain about the instructions. How many contrabass clarinetists does it take to change a lightbulb? Both of them. |
| Bassons How many bassoonists does it take to change a lightbulb? Four: one to move the bulb and three to stand around for an hour telling her which direction she needs to move it in to get it exactly right. Only one, but she'll go through five others before she finds one that suits that particular room and situation. I think this is sad, but funny How many male bassoonists does it take to change a lightbulb? Three, but first they spend an hour complaining about how hard it is and then another hour arguing about who gets the "lightbulb-changing solo"--while the female bassoonists point at them and laugh. How many contrabassoonists does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows. |
| Saxophonists How many saxophonists does it take to change a lightbulb? How many saxophonists does it take to change a lightbulb? Five: four to stand around bragging about how well they can do it while the one sax player who actually knows how to change lightbulbs does it. Well, it takes at least twenty to figure out the lights are even out. Three: one to hold the bulb, and two to turn the ladder. How many alto sax players does it take to change a lightbulb? Five: one to do it, and four to argue about who gets to be "light bulb section leader." Five: one to do it, and four to comment on how David Sanborn would have done it. How many bari sax players does it take to change a lightbulb? Two: one to hold the bulb and one to turn the lamp. |
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