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Q: What did the Clemson city council do to slow the birth rate down in Clemson? A: They outlawed family reunions. Q: What does it mean when a Clemson baby drools out of both sides of its mouth? A: It means the trailer is level. Carolina fan is in Clemson for the Game. Before the game, he's eating some ribs and wishin' he was at Dreamland. He begins choking on a bone. Two Clemson students, noticing his distress, decide to help. One drops his pants and gets down on his hands and knees. The other begins vigorously licking the first's posterior. Revolted, the Carolina fan vomits up the offending bone. The two Clemson students stand up & one smugly says to the other, "Told you that Hind Lick manouver we learned in class would come in handy someday." |
Q: Why do teams that play Clemson try to avoid real turf? A: Half time takes too long with the Clemson cheerleaders grazing on the field. Q: What is orange and purple, 100 yards long and has 1 tooth? A: The front row at Memorial Stadium. Q: How do you get the Clemson grad off your front porch. A: Pay him for the pizza and tip him well. |