Nataliya and Seth's LaJolla Adventure

November, 2003


It all started innocently enough. With big fruity alcohol drinks:

Seth is back washing again, poor Nataliya!!!



And meeting movie stars like Doogie Howser (doesn't he look bigger in person?):

I was Howser, now I'm Quaid!



But alas, all good things come to an END. Literally! Seth couldn't help himself and gorged up at the local gulp and blow. Or in this case, the IN-N-OUT. What an appropriate name!

Food goes in here, then out comes...



They headed for the beach. And here's where Seth delivered his first gas bomb:

aaahhh...  yeah, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout!



Most of the seals didn't survive the blast...

bark bark...  thud...



Up on the rocks, with the crashing waves masking the thunder, our man delivered another devastating "blow".

riiiiiiiippppp!



Scratch one community of walruses, and no, that's not fog in the picture!

how about aiming it at Tennessee Tuxedo next time?



Still on the rocks, our man chose to pass an S.B.D. and flex his muscle, with his poor unsuspecting wife right there. Here you see a parasailer getting blown back up!!!

silent but deadly whoa...  whooaaaaaaa!!!



Next stop for the day, the ZOO.

how telling, it says SAN 'DIE' ZOO



Unfortunately, parking was terrible! Seth and Nataliya got a ticket! And their car towed! At their expense!

Stupid hidden sign!



This made Seth REALLY mad.

FIRE!!!

KABOOM!



A lot of the animals didn't make it.

Christ was that the rhino next door? so much for my trip to Jellystone park this summer arggghhh! where's the bucket



After the zoo, it was time for dinner. Jared knew exactly what to serve Seth, and his unsuspecting Karina aided and abedded.

That's right honey, you have no idea who you're dealing with tasty and explosive



By the fireside, it began.

pfpbpfpbpfpbpfpbpbpbpbbpbbbbbb!



Luckily, the fire wiped out most of it, but poor Nataliya got a wiff.

so this is what working in the cafeteria smells like?



But Nataliya now knew Seth's dirty little secret. Deep down, she had known something was not right all these years. So it wasn't the cafeteria food, or the cat, or the passing garbage trucks!

The evening wrapped up with a beautiful sunset, courtesy of certain "geses" that made the sunset more spectacular than it ever had been.

it's like NYC but smells worse



The next day, as they were ready to leave LaJolla and head home, Seth noticed warnings had been posted all over the area.

WARNING:  THE UNA GAS BOMBER IS AT LARGE



This pissed him off. He had already had a good breakfast, eggs, bacon, hash browns, and topped off with plenty of fresh tropical fruits. But at the last minute, Nataliya thwarted his attack.

No no honey, save it for the plane ride home




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