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I went to visit my brother, Jared on the top of a mountain. We caught up on current events and spoke for a long time. |
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"Jared," I asked, "It's so difficult to find the right woman. Where are all the good ones who like walking on stilts?" |
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"Well," Jared said in between eating his dinner, "You could try looking at the Ukrainian Hut. I hear they have some hotties in there!" |
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I thought long and hard about the wisdom of my brother. Could he be right? |
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I found myself at the Ukrainian Hut and I discovered that my brother was speaking the truth. No sooner than I arrived than the most amazing woman appeared before my eyes! I was awestruck! |
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I took her out for a drink ... |
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... and to a fine restaurant |
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... and then to the beach where I asked her to marry me. |
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She said yes!! We raced to this tiny church on a mountain top. |
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When I heard the words, "You may kiss the bride", I leaned in when she said, "maybe later." Perhaps I should have been suspicious at this point, but I was too much taken by her! |
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We took some photos of us as man and wife. "Nice shot," this Ukrainian bombshell said, "but can you back up a little more?" |
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"Back up a liiiitle bit more," she persisted, but I didn't realize what she was up to until it was too late! I fell backwards off the cliff! |
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She laughed to herself, flipping my wallet in her hands. "Men are so gullible and stupid. Sooner or later they all fall for me!" |
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The End? |