Nataliya and Seth's
La Jolla Vacation

The REAL Story

I hiked up the mountain seeking wisdom! I went to visit my brother, Jared on the top of a mountain. We caught up on current events and spoke for a long time.
This always impresses the honeys! "Jared," I asked, "It's so difficult to find the right woman. Where are all the good ones who like walking on stilts?"
Pass me a wet nap! "Well," Jared said in between eating his dinner, "You could try looking at the Ukrainian Hut. I hear they have some hotties in there!"
*sigh* ... I thought long and hard about the wisdom of my brother. Could he be right?
Well the Ukraine girls really knock me out.  
They leave the West behind!! I found myself at the Ukrainian Hut and I discovered that my brother was speaking the truth. No sooner than I arrived than the most amazing woman appeared before my eyes! I was awestruck!
I'll first get her really drunk... I took her out for a drink ...
... and give her indigestion! ... and to a fine restaurant
So why don't you, like, marry me and stuff? ... and then to the beach where I asked her to marry me.
Whoa!  This is all happening too fast! She said yes!! We raced to this tiny church on a mountain top.
''Okay, so I married you!  Let's go to the hotel and do the nasty!'' When I heard the words, "You may kiss the bride", I leaned in when she said, "maybe later." Perhaps I should have been suspicious at this point, but I was too much taken by her!
Is this far enough? We took some photos of us as man and wife. "Nice shot," this Ukrainian bombshell said, "but can you back up a little more?"
If I fall, you can forget about that green caaaaaaaaaaaaaard..... "Back up a liiiitle bit more," she persisted, but I didn't realize what she was up to until it was too late! I fell backwards off the cliff!
So let's see what we have this wallet... hmmm...

A K-Mart credit card and a Yanni fan club card?  

Well, I suppose there's no accounting for taste... She laughed to herself, flipping my wallet in her hands. "Men are so gullible and stupid. Sooner or later they all fall for me!"
Ouch... hey someone help me... I'm not dead but I'm in a lot of pain.  Can someone hear me? The End?

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