Bernardo: Yes, sir. Would you might translating that into Spanish?
Action: Who needs Tony?!
Riff: WE need Tony. He's got a rep that's bigger than the whole west side.
Action: He don't BELONG no more!
Riff: Now, CUT it, Action! Me and Tony STARTED the Jets.
Action: So where is he?! How come he takes a lousy stinkin' job?
Snowboy: Heh, the Youth Board corrupted him.
Riff: Yeah, temporary sickness -- wait and see!
Riff: Howdya LIKE that, eh? Four and a half years I live with a buddy and his family. I think I'm diggin' the guy's character! Boy, am I a victim of disapointment in you.
Tony: End your suffering, little man. Why doncha pack up your gear and move out?
Riff: 'Cause your ma's hot for me.
Tony: Go play games with the Jets.
Riff: Why not? They're the greatest.
Riff: ...ain't they?
Tony: Were.
Riff: You found somethin' better?
Riff: Tony, look at me. I never asked the time of day from a clock, did I? I never asked nothin' from nobody. But I'm asking you. Come to the dance tonight.
Anita: Listen, with THOSE boys, you can start in dancing and up bringing.
Maria: My brother is a silly watchdog!
Bernardo: My sister is a precious jewel.
Anita: What am I? Cut glass?
Gladhand: So tonight, kids, we're gonna have something special! We're gonna have....a get-together dance!
Action: Peachy!
Gladhand: Alright, kids, I want you to form two circles-
Action: How many?
Gladhand: - two. Boys on outside, and girls on the inside.
Arab: Hey, where are you?
Gladhand: ...(forced laughter)
Gladhand: Well, it won't hurt you to try...
Snowboy: Ooh-hoo! It hoights! It hoights! Ooh! It hoights! Ooh!
Riff: Snowboy.
Tony: You're not thinkin' I'm someone else?
Maria: I know you are not.
Tony: Or that we've met before?
Maria: I know we have not.
Tony: I felt...I knew something never before was gonna happen, had to happen, but this is so much more!
Maria: My hands are cold! ...yours too?
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Tony: So much to believe...you're not makin' a joke?
Maria: I have not yet learned to joke that way. I think now I never will.
Chino: Come, Maria.
Tony: ...Maria...
Anita: Sometimes, I don't know which is thicker- your skull or your accent.
Anita: They use Maria as an excuse to start World War Three.
Bernardo: It is more than that!
Anita: She was only dancing.
Bernardo: With an American! ...he was really a pollack.
Anita: Says the spic.
Bernardo: You are not so cute.