"You know the one thing that's wrong with this country? Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say." - Bill Clinton
"[the United States] can't be so fixed on our desire to preserve the rights of ordinary Americans..."-- Bill Clinton
"...African-Americans watch the same news at night that ordinary Americans do."-- Bill Clinton
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""Solutions are not the answer." - Richard Nixon
"�Things are more like today than they have ever been before.� - Gerald Ford
""I watch a lot of baseball on the radio." - Gerald Ford
"I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting." - Ronald Reagan
"My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes." - Ronald Reagan, microphone test.
""Yes, ma'am? Right here, this lady. No, she! Yes, right, second row. Next to the guy in the blue shirt, holding her left hand up. It's a he? Sorry about that. Gotta be careful. I'm very sorry. Go ahead! I'm, excuse me, I'm very sorry. Go, ah, I, a thousand apologies, go ahead." George H.W. Bush
"I'm someone who has a deep emotional attachment to Starsky and Hutch." - Bill Clinton
"Chew before you swallow." - George W. Bush, after the "pretzel incident".