SMEGMACHRIST
THE PASSION OF THE SMEGMACHRIST
HAIL LEGIONS OF THE SMEGMA!!
This is Lord Bathos welcoming you to the unholy, grim,
evil, completely heterosexual and true new home on the
world wide web of the mighty SMEGMACHRIST!
I have descended from my mountaintop throne in northernmost
san francisco to design this website and extend the reach of the legions,
so we can achieve the final phase of our master plan!
BEHOLD!!!!
WEBSITE UNDER DESTRUCTION
website by Lord Bathos
