| Who's one of the funniest people I live with? Who has a stupid comment or a dumb joke for EVERYTHING (We're talking about a girl who made me laugh while watching CNN on 9-11). |
"Your 9" floppy friend" "If I ever had lunch with George W. I wouldn't order a Texan. It's just courtesy." "He walks around with his arms in his shirt... Not all the time. Early in the mornings." "Why is Snuffy a wooly mammoth?! It's a conspiracy" "oh, did you want the paper?" "yes, but the handshake was nice." "I just got into a slap-fight with a Geo Storm." "Reese's or foliage. I'll eat them either" "Why are they playing the Canadian National Anthem?" "They're playing TORONTO." "How do you mistake your finger for a pancake?" "I was sitting there thinking "what else can i do in the shower? Marco.....Polo" The Doesn't's of Cherie** Cherie doesn't know how to hand in papers. "oh did you want the paper?" "yes, but the handshake was nice." Cherie doesn't know how to tell a story. "He walks around with his arms in his shirt. Not all the time. In the mornings." Cherie doesn't know about self-defense. "I just got into a slap fight with a Geo Storm." Cherie doesn't know how to integrate new information. "SNUFFY IS NOT A WOOLY MAMOTH!!!" Cherie doesn't know anything about fine dining. "If I were having dinner with George W. I wouldn't order a Texan." Cherie doesn't know how to get out of safety escorts. "I lost my shoe under the safety!" Cherie doesn't know how to get out of cars. ~laughing~ "uhhh.... uummm. my foot's stuck.... ummmm" ~much more laughter, now mingled with mine and brendan's~ "aaahhhhh!!! Um... I lost my shoe! eeeee!" thump* Cherie doesn't know how to speak or write in the english language. "reese's or foliage, I'll eat them either." "legs deveped" Cherie doesn't know how to be successful. Dr. Harris: "Kristen you should work with a SUCCESSFUL student" Cherie doesn't know how to tell jokes. "I bit my finger while eating a burger. jk" Cherie doesn't know how to deal with homosexuality. "OHMYGOD Lauren kissed me!!" "eeewww gay porn!" Cherie doesn't know how to let anything go. "HAHAHA You lost ur tuba!" me:"cherie, that was like 6 years ago" cherie: laughing too hard to speak... Cherie doesn't know how to present a welcoming environment. "Every word you say makes me want to punch you in the face. Get out." Cherie doesn't know how to keep a secret. (After reading me an entire e-mail) "oh! It says here 'don't tell anybody'!" Cherie doesn't know how to be nice. me: "it must be his staggering good looks!" her: laughing too hard to speak. *okay, okay, so I broke my foot getting out of a car. But cherie's fall was WAY funnier! Especially with an audience! **obviously this is meant in jest. what would I do without cherie?!?!?! More!>> |
| The world of Cherie! |
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