Eat your feces!
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Welcome to the Official Fece Grinder Website
Version 2.0
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What people typed in GOOGLE to get here: 27.91% typed "japanese tubgirl"



2-5-05, Sat.:
 Hahaha damn.
     Hahah,I can't believe this damn site is still up.
--Doug


10-7-03, Tues.:
 Happy fucking evil holiday.
     Well, with less than 25 days until what is possibly the greatest holiday of the year, I figured I probably should do something special for the site. So each time I update from today until Halloween (which may possibly only be this time...but keep checking back! Please?) I will give some tips on how to have a really fecal Halloween and at the same time apease the vengeful Fece Grinder on his second favorite holidy (the first being his own of course). So today I am going to tell you all how YOU can be Tom (the human form of Tomzilla) this year for Halloween! Yay!

Step 1: Die your hair orange and shave it really thin.
Step 2: Shave it all off 'cept for the mohawk.
Step 3: Now die it bright green and let it grow back a little.
Step 4: Shave certain random patches off so taht you look like a Chia pet grown by a autistic down-syndrome patient with Lou Gherig's Disease.
Step 5: Go to Taco Bell and binge. (Note, do not purge)
Step 6: Repeat until your weight exceeds that of a honda.
Step 7: Fuck your sister in the ass while eating nacho cheese out of her tit-flaps.
Step 8: Go trick-or-treating!

*Note* This may actually cause you to get less candy along with remarks along the lines of "I think you've had enough", "Aren't you a little old to be doing this?", and the ever popular "Damnit Tom. Get the fuck off my property.

      SO I hope you all enjoy today's Halloween tip and keep a look out for many more to come!
--Doug


9-17-03, Wed.:
 Fuckers.
    As you may have noticed, the opening page animation isn't on the opening page any more, and in fact there is no animation there at all. Well I'll tell you why. You see I made a new animation to comemorate the fact that i finally found a place to host the 9MB FG file I have been talking about and so I movied the old animation to the fecemation page and put up the new one. After about an hour of making it and updating this site, I tested the file a second time to make sure that it worked, and unfortunately they fucking canned me for "remote linking" even though the link went to their stupid Tripod site with all their banners and ads still in place. But don't worry, I have another plan up my sleeve so expect it within a few days.

--Doug


9-11-03, Thurs.:
 Yippie Kye-ay.
     Well, I am still unable to find a free place to host a fuckin 9MB video file because everyplace wants mon-ey. Fuck that. So until I can get that great shit hosted, I made some little FG buddy icons that you fools can use on your automatic robot chat machine programs. Yay. They are below, you can save by right-clicking...you know the deal. So this is just to hold you over until I get the big file posted...and the other thing I'm working on, but more about that later. Have fun.

                 

--Doug


8-27-03, Wed.:
 Back and ready to rock...to the max...the Xtreme max!
     Well well well. Look who has an interwebnetsite connection once again. Are you looking? Me, that's who. And what does that mean? More updates and quality funny-funny from FG Inc? Well, maybe not, but my ramblinds and FG news may be more often as oposed to my 2 in the last 3 months. But I assure you this is looking to be a golden (golden-brown, that is) year for FG Inc.(that's us) and all of its followers and beleivers (that's you), so look out! Up first we got a brand new spanking hardcore badass little ditty for you as soon as I find a place to host it. Assuming I can do that, I assure all of you out there that this will in fact be the greatest momement is FG...no USA...no, the first one was right; FG history. But we shall see about that. So for now I say "farewell", but I leave you with the Brown Note of Constant Diareah.
--Doug


7-16-03, Wed.:
 Maitenance
     Well another general maitenance update to let all the fecalites out there know that FG Inc. is still up and running, but as usual I do not update it often during the summer due to lack of computer with internet and any reasons to do so. And I'm busy...who sits at home during the summer on their computer? You have to go to a friend's house and use theirs'. But anyways a giant stone in FG history was passed the other day as I finished something that has been over a year in the works and the biggest FG anything to date. But I'll get back to that later...
--Doug


6-9-03, Mon.:
 Unfortunately I'm still alive
     Well, maybe someday I will have time to sit by the fire and tell you kiddies the story of my absence. It is a story of intrigue, mystery and feces, and it all has to do with the might FG himself of course. But not now because I'm lazy. So this is just an update to let all the "peeps" out there that the site is still up and FG is still rockin' to the max (Boss yo) and the 6th FG cd is recording just peachy. There are 5 finished songs for it now and I must say they are quite excellent. So settle for that, and don't come around expecting any new spectacular updates this summer, or do, but be disapointed. No wait, actually check every day and tell all you friends about how great Fece Grinder is and feel free to email me at [email protected] if there is any FG infor or CDs I can help you with. Keep it fecal.
--Doug


5-5-03, Mon.:
 Preparation!
     Well, being that it is finals week and the last week that I'm stuck here at school, that can mean only a few things. I will be busy with last minute projects so don't expect much updates, and of course that once it's over the new Fece Grinder album will be recorded in Fece Grinder's own private and NEW recording studio! Yes, only a few weeks until Antarctic Shitscape is unleased. Until then, you can always email us with any requests or other jibba jabba. That's right. Jibba. Jabba.
--Doug


4-29-03, Tues.:
 The Summer of Feces!
     And He sayeth, "The skies shall spill with diahrrea, the pungent stench wilst reek across the land," and from forever henceforth, it became known as the Summer of Feces. That's right folks, summer 2003 will be the summer reigned by the allmighty Fece Grinder. He will be pushing forth his magical buttocks and spreading upon the earth the essence of the Anus. Starting with the long-awaited 6th release being thrown into the laps of the unready public, for three moons will feces finally rain down dominantly upon the Earth. Look next for the seas to be parted at New England Metal and Hardcore Festival and for samples of the FG to be hurled henceforth into the void. On the third day the feces shall run rampant wherest men trade goods. Soon everywhere there is light, there will also be feces. And even some where it's dark too...
--Doug


4-24-03, Thurs.:
 We like fece too!
     Well it seems that Fece Grinder has achieved international fame already, and by 'already' I mean it only took 5 years. It seems that a small label by the name of Traumatized Records that specializes in grindcore or just generally bad death metal has taken an interest in Fece Grinder. It seems that they are now our European Connection, located somwhere in England or something, either way, soon FG will have international distribution. As usual I'll post any more news or dingleberries that come my way. And again as usual, contact us at [email protected] for info on getting ahold of CDs or any other crap you might want.
--Doug


4-23-03, Wed.:
 Fece Grinder Version 2.0!
     Well, this is it. Finally the launching of The Official Fece Grinder Website Version 2 is running, just like the anus of the endangered South African Diareah Yak. I spent months re-coding the entire website (that's every page for you people out there who are retarded) from scratch using notepad and a few instances of Dreamweaver. I've redisigned everything on this site, especially the menu with is now completely Flash. I also got rid of the frames and pretty much just neatened everything up. There's all new stuff in the Bio page and the Music page...hell pretty much everything is new, so check it all out. I haven't posted the lyrics yet, and I'll also be changing the Song of the Whenever sometime soon, but don't expect too much more, I'm almost FG'd out. The intro I pretty much just through together because I felt it was appropriate to have a new one after all...so enjoy the new FGv2! And head over to the Septic Tank for all the old news and updates up until now! Leave any feedback on the TP as usual! And always keep it fecal...

    Oh yeah, and sorry about the popup thing when you enter the site, but because of the go.to redirect it won't allow Javascript so I need a way around it.
--Doug



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