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| PLAYER PROFILES PAGE 6 |
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| John Ramsey |
| Age: 21 Sex: yes please! occupation: something todo with computers, but there is a rumour floating around that it really is something todo with internet pornography and phone sex Smash occupation: Now and then captain, the "Garry Nisbet rapid response team" Nicknames: Rambo, beast master Best batting: 30(we think) best bowling 3-15(we think) John is a menacing fast bowler,who enjoys tourmenting opposing batsman with his tiny run up,even 6 year olds give him assholes about. This mainly due to his height, he stands a massive 5-7 to a whopping 5-8, if it wasn't for his beard, going to see "Elmo in Grouchland" could only be achieved if he was accompanied by an adult.....in other words, he is pretty nippy. John has the luxury of flatting with the godfather, so he will always have a say on the naming of the playing 11, this probably is the reason why he has captained a few smash games. |
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| Simon Parkinson Age:: We are still awaiting the results of the carbon-dating test Sex: More times than you've had hot dinners Occupation: Auckland univeristy student Smash Occupation: Keeps the young fellas inline, keeps the chili bin company,on field entertainment provider,Alcohol absorbtion unit Nicknames: Parky Bestbatting: 60 odd Bestbowling: 2 for something Not alot can be said about parky, he has dreads,drinks piss, and gets all our runs for us,and he's old. |