| Smash XI Player Profiles page 5 page 5 you say? we're surprised we know this amount of people too |
| Dale Gooding Age: 21 Sex: currently in a long term relationship with his right hand. Occupation: Professional Mullet Hunter , president of sunnynook, Massy student, all round dork Smash occupation: Disciplinary Officer, maintains discipline of the highest level ,rythym guitar(smash eleven band),the godfathers prodical child, Palmerston North media liason officer Nicknames: Hasselhoff, Sultan of Sunnynook, Slinky, Ramone Ferral, Adam Parore, special patrol group, "hows your elbow dale?),bung body,prodical child Best Batting: 96 Best Bowling: super keeper We don't actually know where we found Dale- we think through Takapuna cricket club or on a Mulett Hunt through Sunnynook. Dale has a problem with keeping his clothes on, claiming it would be rude not to. Dale is also a founding member of the Smash XI band Metallic Warlust. Dale is an injury prone wicket keeper/batsman who posses all he shots in his dreams, but seems to atract pain where ever he goes. You can find him most of time, lying on the ground like a lump of shit, after he has been hit with small red spherical object travelling at high speeds. This retard was once seen playing his famous signature "front foot cover drive" with his elbow,the end result was a first ball retired hurt, and a lovely scenic drive to the hospital(his second home)....what a retard |
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| "Dale hard at work studying his wicket keeping manual" |