Players Profiles- Page 2
Age: 18
Sex: Male
Occupation: Cash Converters Sales Rep, RNZAF Applicant, Forest Warrior.
Smash Occupation: Adjudant, Official Jester, Beer Drinker.
Nicknames: Big Boy, Masty-Master, Big Truck.
We'll skip the cricket stats- 15 Cans at one party, 6-pack with a straw in 1/2 an hour, hip-flask of Vodka (straight) in 45 minutes. Dozen Export Gold and of to work. A dozen 440 ml cans, off to town, have few more beers arrive home at 0430, start new job at 10.
The master-mind behind the bubble ball (Top Secret Stuff). Specialist No. 12 Batsmen, Specialist 'beer-in-one-hand-ball-in-other' fielder. Considered as one of the entertainers of the Smash Family, also one of the more slicker characters both on and of the field. Player of the match vs Crash XI, April 1 2000.
Age: 20
Sex: Crossdresser
Occupation: Enginering Student, Vege World
Smash Occupation: Entertainer
Nicknames: Sco-Pie, Canadaian Moose
Highest Score: Second Ball Duck Best Bowling:God Knows
Along with Daniel, this gentleman is one of the sides entertainers with a skill level thaty demands respect. Liked by every player within the family for his crazy sense of humour, Nigel makes up for his lack of cricketing skill with his ability to make jokes about nothing.
Age: 21
Sex: All the time
Occupation: Gunner, New Zealand Army
Smash Occupation: Alcohol Supplier
Nicknames: Chewie, Business Boy
Highest Score: 32 Best Bowling: 3 for 22
Andrew is another Smash Eleven all rounder, Used as a power house opening batsman capable of smashing the ball a million miles. Although he dosn't get high scores, Chewie always gets the Smash off to a quick start.
He also is required to open the bowling or come in as a first change bowler, his pace can me the undoing of many batsmen.