Player Profiles
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Age: 19 (maturity level, and sex drive of a 13 year old)
Sex: Always talks about it.
Occupation: Uni Student, Piss seller, Piss drinker, Pervert.
Smash Occupation: Ring in.
Nick Names: Big Fella, BF, 'No Shaun we don't want to go to Sunset Strip Bar'. Big Show
Highest score: 24 Best Bowling: 2 for alot
Shaun is one of the Smash Families Adopted members. He is usually used as a ring in. His batting style is Baseball, and his bowling is an interesting Left Arm completely un-orthodox.
Age: A very Mature 18.
Sex: Male
Occupation: Ex Foodtown Buthcery Assitant, Uni of Otago Student (Scarfie).
Smash Occupation: Opening Batsmen (sees of the opening ball), 10th Change bowler.
Nicknames: Matt, Matty, Temple.
Highest score: 42 Best Bowling: 0-0-0-0
One of the foreingers of the team (not being from Rosmini) but none the less well accepted and appreciated for his subtle humour and purlers! Former piss-buyer until new laws came in.
Matt is one of the more stylish (potentially speaking) batsmen in the squad, and chips in with his slow-slow-medium-slow dibbly-dobbly's. The Temple is also one of the more faithful net cricketers in the family.
Age: 18
Sex: Close! But no Cigar
Occupation: Warehouse Boy, Massey Uni Student.
Smash Occupation: Menancing Fast Bowler with an Anger Management Problem!
Nick Names: Mike, Mikey, Michael, Macca.
Highest Score: 49 (Unluckily Run Out running for his 1/2 Century)
Best Bowling: 4 for many bruises on the batsmen.
This Sexy, smooth, charmer (he paid me to write this) of a guy, is one of the most friendly, and loyal members of the Smash Family. Mike has been menacing batsmen from the very first opening spell of the Smash XI.
With an energetic action that demands negative emotion towards batsmen, Mike exceeds in the wicket taking stakes. On Smash Game day, Mike wakes up an hour earlier, so he can hate the opposing batsmen more. Mike is a handy batsmen in the squad- willing and able to bat anywhere from 1-12.
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