Cory And Casey Anonymous
(C.A.C.A. for short)
This is a recovery group for Casey n' Cory - aholics.
To find out if you are CACaholics press here
No one is to far gone, so long as they can admit they have a problem. there are 56 steps and that is just the first one.
Steps in the C.A.C.A. program
1. admit you have a problem
2. stop stalking Cory
3. don't stalk Casey either
4. admit your a stalker
5. say this mantra " I will not stalk Cory and/or Casey, any more, and i will only ocasonally think of them in a casual manner."
6. repeat mantra while dancing the hokey pokey
7. have a relapse and follow Casey and/or Cory to work
8. admit you still have a problem
9. seek professional help
10. tell the shrink he doesn't know what he is talking about
11. stalk the shrink so you wont think about Cory and Casey
12.let the shrink get a restraining order and go back to Casey and Cory
13. tell off Cory and Casey's friends cuase you know they like you better
14. admit you
still have a problem
15. call the physicic hotline
16. take heart becuase the physicic said youll fall in love with the man of your dreams
17. steal a peice of Casey's trash
18. steal one of Cory's hubcaps
19. get cuaght trying to break in to Casey's car
20. get some cats and name them Cory Jr and Casey Jr
21.admit you
still have a problem and you are now a cat lady (or man)
22. join the Cory and Casey Fan Club
23.buy the official shirts from
Jenny
24. frame your official shirts
25. bronze one of the shirts
26.  wear the bronze shirt to show your dedication
27. realize what a stalker you are and admit once more you have a problem
28. get serious about getting help and not think of Cory or Casey for one month
for the other half of the steps click here
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