| Cory And Casey Anonymous | |||||||||||||
| (C.A.C.A. for short) | |||||||||||||
| This is a recovery group for Casey n' Cory - aholics. | |||||||||||||
| To find out if you are CACaholics press here | |||||||||||||
| No one is to far gone, so long as they can admit they have a problem. there are 56 steps and that is just the first one. | |||||||||||||
| Steps in the C.A.C.A. program 1. admit you have a problem 2. stop stalking Cory 3. don't stalk Casey either 4. admit your a stalker 5. say this mantra " I will not stalk Cory and/or Casey, any more, and i will only ocasonally think of them in a casual manner." 6. repeat mantra while dancing the hokey pokey 7. have a relapse and follow Casey and/or Cory to work 8. admit you still have a problem 9. seek professional help 10. tell the shrink he doesn't know what he is talking about 11. stalk the shrink so you wont think about Cory and Casey 12.let the shrink get a restraining order and go back to Casey and Cory 13. tell off Cory and Casey's friends cuase you know they like you better 14. admit you still have a problem 15. call the physicic hotline 16. take heart becuase the physicic said youll fall in love with the man of your dreams 17. steal a peice of Casey's trash 18. steal one of Cory's hubcaps 19. get cuaght trying to break in to Casey's car 20. get some cats and name them Cory Jr and Casey Jr 21.admit you still have a problem and you are now a cat lady (or man) 22. join the Cory and Casey Fan Club 23.buy the official shirts from Jenny 24. frame your official shirts 25. bronze one of the shirts 26. wear the bronze shirt to show your dedication 27. realize what a stalker you are and admit once more you have a problem 28. get serious about getting help and not think of Cory or Casey for one month |
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| for the other half of the steps click here | |||||||||||||