30. tp Cory's house in order to get his attention
31. try to kidnap Casey and or Cory but get caught and beaten by Jenny and or Crystal
32. post threatening letters on the C.A.C.F.C. blog
33. eat dirt to prove your love for Cory and or Casey
34. try to laugh off the whole dirt incident
35. buy a dozen cupcakes for Casey
35. drug the cupcakes so you can kidnap Casey
36. run like hell when you see Jenny coming to save Casey
37. make an adult video for Cory
38. give tape to Cory anonymously
39. run like hell when Crystal comes after you for it
40. get a boyfriend to make Cory and Casey jealous
41. quit the fan club
42. rejoin the fan club
43. watch Harry Potter 50 times
44. convince yourself that Daniel Radcliffe looks better in the tub than Cory or Casey would
45. watch the parody of Harry Potter that Cory and Casey are in (on google)
46. realize you still have a problem
47. do not admit your problem
48. stalk Cory and or Casey
49. threaten the officers of the C.A.C.F.C.
50. break out of jail after being arrested for assult
51. hold a fund raiser in order to pay for the private detective you have following Cory and Casey
52. go to therapy under a court order
53. tell the therapist what you really wanna do to Cory and Casey
54. help the thearapist clean up the vomit
56. repeat the whole list until you realize you have no life, and that this joke of a website has taken your friends health and sanity
oh and have a nice day