Are you obsessed with the Internet?
Check the items that apply to you.
I am online more than 6 hours a week.
I make up songs or poems about the Internet.
I have purchased something off eBay.
I have a website that I update often.
I have at least 2 instant messenger programs.
I have done an essay about the Internet.
After I sign off (if ever), my hands hurt.
I have a "virtual" boyfriend/girlfriend, parent, sibling, or spouse.
I ditch friends or family to come online.
I come online at a friend/family member's house.
I skip doing household chores/homework to come online.
For Halloween, I dress like a website mascot (eg the hamster off "hamsterdance.com").
I take quizes like this one.
I am online until early morning hours.
I hide my online time, such as by claiming to have been typing.
All my friends I met off the internet.
There is a permanant groove in my computer chair.
I have disowned my family so I can be online more.