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1) How many fathers do you really have? 2) I�m not your type, I have a pulse. 3) I assume you are talking about yourself, since you seem to be so intimately familiar with what it feels like to be a looser 4) Seeing the two of you together just proves love is blind. 5) Shut your suck hole 6) Close your legs slut, you�re letting out the flies 7) Quit whining you baby. Oh and tell your mom its about time to wean you off her tit. 8) Ah, what the matter hun? PMS, or just that not so fresh feeling again? 9) Look faggot, shut up and go back to playing your scat games. 10) �peach� Yeah, you�re a peach alright, fuzzy and sometimes contains worms. 11) Why do you get a spoon and eat my ass? 12) You did what with a monkey? 13) Out of a million sperm, you mean to tell me you were the fastest? 14) So you�re schizophrenic and a (fag/dyke) I bet you�re a real hit at parties. 15) Find someone else to obsess over. 16) It�s not my job to ponder your sick little fantasies 17) That�s it. Don�t be afraid to let the world know what a brainless, trashy, ignoramus you are. 18) Why don�t you laugh a little more, you still have plenty of ass left back there, shamu. 19) In other words, you finally found someone who is as big a whore as you are. 20) Congratulations! I hope those sores scab over quickly for you. 21) I have one word for you slut, slush-hole, try Kegel. 22) Oh joy! Now I will surely be able to sleep at night. 23) So.. you are a closet dyke/fag then. 24) So do you understand what it�s like to be a crack baby. 25) Fuck you, you fucking fuck. 26) Here's a person in touch with himself. Just do me a favor stop getting in touch with yourself 2 or 3 times a day. It's not healthy 27) I think you are a retarded, knee-walking pygmie. Now please take your nose out of my ass 28) Who are you kidding? A monkey dick like you couldn't get laid in a morgue 29) Might I suggest that you piss off? Your pedestrian opinion is unwelcome 30) Ahhh...here is the loser I was looking for. |
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