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Farmer Bob was having nightmares again. In his horrendous visions,
Funkmaster Slappy X was cutting sick - fully sick on the dancefloor.
Never before had Farmer Bob seen anybody dance the robot like his dreamtime
Funkmaster Slappy X. Not being able to get back to sleep, Bob jumped
onto his tractor, Betty, and rode off into the sunrise.
Farmer Bob was anxious. It was only 3 days away from the tournament of
dance and his costume wasn't ready, and he had sprained both ankles
while practising his routine.
Farmer Bob was really anxious - his routine involved an exciting finale
of jumping his tractor through a flaming hoop, but on this morning his
Betty broke down. Farmer Bob had to dance all the way home - 8 kilometres from where histractor was parked. Bob made the foolish mistake of traversing through thecornfields of death, where his grandfather had perished at the hands of the four Cornmen of the Cornpocalypse. Farmer Bob was terrified. It was as ifthe corn was watching his every move - taunting him, waiting for a
mistake - just like Funkmaster Slappy X was known to do.
"Hark!" cried the illustrious farmer. "Be that a noise made by some
vicious corn cob!?"
Bob was starting to sweat. He was getting shivers up and down his
spine. Helooked around and there was Funkmaster slappy X, flanked by the four
Cornmen of the Cornpocalypse.
"Well! If it isn't our stunning little wheat farmer skipping merrily through our forest!" Shouted the funkmaster.
"I have no quarrel with you gentleman" Bob sniffed. "I just want to
dance"
"Ooooh he just wants to dance, look at me I'm a dandy!" the four
Cornmen cried in unison.
Funkmaster Slappy X opened his Hyundai Excel car door and turned on the
stereo. Snoop Dogg pumped from the sub woofer in the boot.
"What yo got to say 'bout dat, g?" questioned Funkmaster. "Yo better check yo
self before yo make me wreck yo self!"
Searching for a way out, Bob had a flash of inspiration.
"You better not break the rules of the challenge Funkmaster, A date has
been set for our duel and it must be adhered to." Bob said.
"Yo homie, rulz are made to be broke, and I 'bout to slap yo upside da
head with a 5 pack of rulz!" replied Funkmaster Slappy X.
The 5 enemies closed in on Bob. Bob was waiting for the inevitable,
when all of a sudden a mirrorball flew from the cornfields, knocking down
two of the Cornmen.
From deep within the cornfields, came 5 men. From a distant time, a
distant place, The mighty warriors of disco had come to Farmer bob's aid.
NEXT!!!
Who are the mighty warriors of disco? Will Farmer Bob make it out of
the cornfields of death? If so, will he beat Funkmaster Slappy X in the
duel of the century?
Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of Farmer Bob
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