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The hate files.....

It appears that some people out there may not agree with my hard line policies on weasel taming. My controversial methods seem to have incensed a few individuals.


Date: 09/04/04
From:(full name removed due to request)
[email removed due to request]
Subject: [none]
Smoe, You suck arse! Wanking around with BIG words. My you are smart. When people read your dribble they wont see an intellectual flexing his/hers personal ideology. You come across as someone who thinks they know everything about the world with your vast experience and worldly knowledge.
You are probably a pimply faced teenage wanker living with his parents raging against the machine. Ha! Its no wonder people want to hit you, they cant bear to hear your bullshit any longer.
Let me know if you have a real thought about the world, not one stolen from a b-grade movie.
jol

Thanks Jol. You have so much insight into the complex machine that is Smoe. Indeed, my one true cause is to simply rage against the machine. I mean, now that Zack's gone, who else will fight the power?
I did think i knew everything about the world, until you called my bluff and showed me that you were far superior. I thought there must be some sort of shrine to you on the web, so I looked you up:

Jol has emailed me and asked me to remove both his surname, and any pictures of him from this site. I'm quite reasonable, however I thought it might be pertinent for you all to see where i got my information about Jol from:

http://www.abc.net.au/canberra/stories/s710110.htm


That's right dog boy, fetch me my paper. It's hard to take criticism on my intelligence from a man who spends his day chasing dogs.
So tell me Jol, can you sum up my personal ideology for me? Apparently it's all wrapped up in this web site. Can you explain how i "flex" my ideology? Or was that an attempt to bluff me with a big word that you read in the newspaper when you were cleaning kitty's cage? Seeing as you were a little hung up on the word issue, try and find this one in kitty's newspaper: Soporific. It desrcibes your email.
I'm sorry Jol, perhaps you're unsure about the nature of this website, but in case you haven't guessed - If I come across like I know everything about the world - It's because I do.
BAM!

Smoe

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