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Farmer Bob teaser
GREED
"I'll raise you mr croupier, and I'll place my farm on this spin."
LUST
"Ocean girl - you're everything I'm against, but I want you."
POWER
"Look at me dance - I'm sensuous, sparkly and innovative - I am the desert
Swan!"
BETRAYAL
"Please Betsy don't do this to me - just please start, I can't go on without you!"
ACTION
"Well, Funkmaster, it appears that I may just have to kick your ass."
[insert fast paced breakbeat techno here]
Farmer Bob fuels his rage with desperation and despair in his latest exciting adventure. The mission unclear, the dangers overwhelming, the emotions real and the magnificent dance moves of the desert swan.
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