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The world's great menace
I was really pissed off the other day, and I didn't know why. I'd just come out of the movies, so after i negotiated the crowd of parasites that had just been to see Jeepers Creepers 2 I got to thinking.
You see I went to watch Mona Lisa Smile. Not a bad movie, but something just didn't sit right. The movie was set in 1953, and was full of toffed up 1950's middle class losers. Then I realised what had pissed me off in the movie - Glee clubs and barbershop quartets.
I got to thinking more, and I had a moment of clarity. There's always something on the news about the latest and most dangerous new force on the planet. Locust plagues, SARS, new airlines competing with rock bottom airfares - The list goes on forever. It seems people are always looking for something else to blame their shifty lives on. Something they can get angry about and put all their energy into stopping so it never happens again.
Well I did some research of my own. I found there's something much more frightening than pestilence, viruses, or corporate criminals. Check this shit out:
That's right - it's people. I'm not talking about human beings destroying the planet or any of that environmentalist bullshit. There's just too many people like the three masterpieces of genetics that you can see above.
People aren't just ruining the world, they're ruining life for everyone else like you and me. You'd think that these people would slowly die off - succumbing to their own stupidity and roasting themselves alongside a leg of pork. Alas, this is not the case. No crackling here, no siree. While this occasionally happens, and some people are forced off by their acts of idiocy, the frightening truth is that people end up breeding with others of similar IQ. That is - there's too many couples who between them can't figure out what shoes are, let alone pluck up the intelligence to walk. They then go on to create mutant strains of rampant stupidity. Strains that have an incredible luck gene on chromosome 19. And thus, unfortunately for us, the cycle continues. Fucking barbershop quartets.
Damned festering luck gene. I wish i had a luck gene.
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