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Well the many rains have not come, and my crops appear to be suffering the worst drought ever.

Life's hard on the farm, real hard - and the wife and kids are suffering too. I might have to start shooting some of the animals because they're in pretty bad shape. I've never really thought about it, but if this drought keeps on going for much longer I may just have to stop farming altogether and move the family away from here, sell the land, and maybe just maybe

Start my own professional dance troupe!!!

EVERYBODY SING!!

"I'm farmer bob and my farm is shit
I'm really sick of everything
but I'm dancing in my shed
ooh won't you dance with me"

EVERYBODY DANCE!

la de da dee la de da da
tra la la la tra la lo

Imagine the costumes i could make, the professional choreography! I'd have to work on my stage presence, and maybe my professionalism in the glitzy world of show business, but gee I think I could make a go of it. I could even call it
'Drought farm from hell - the musical adventures of farmer bob and his merry posse'

EVERYBODY SING!!!

"bring on the rain, i'm dying out here
just one drop of rain will make things all better
my livestock has perished, my corn field is dead
and now my tractor has run out of oil

oh how i despair, my problems are bad
i think i might be like nowhere man
but even he had an exciting life
i'm just a farmer with no motorbike"

EVERYBODY DANCE!!!!!

tra le do da de do dee da da
la la la tra le la de dooooo

If I'm coming up with this sort of material when I'm just sitting in my shed milking betsy, imagine the material i could come up with if this was my job! I better move to the city and get into vegas!

Farmer Bob,
musical director of the fabled wastelands

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