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Well the many rains have not come, and my crops appear to be suffering
the worst drought ever.
Life's hard on the farm, real hard - and the wife
and kids are suffering too. I might have to start shooting some of the
animals because they're in pretty bad shape. I've never really thought about
it, but if this drought keeps on going for much longer I may just have to
stop farming altogether and move the family away from here, sell the land,
and maybe just maybe
Start my own professional dance troupe!!!
EVERYBODY SING!!
"I'm farmer bob and my farm is shit
I'm really sick of everything
but I'm dancing in my shed
ooh won't you dance with me"
EVERYBODY DANCE!
la de da dee la de da da
tra la la la tra la lo
Imagine the costumes i could make, the professional choreography! I'd have
to work on my stage presence, and maybe my professionalism in the
glitzy world of show business, but gee I think I could make a go of it. I
could even call it
'Drought farm from hell - the musical adventures of farmer bob and his merry posse'
EVERYBODY SING!!!
"bring on the rain, i'm dying out here
just one drop of rain will make things all better
my livestock has perished, my corn field is dead
and now my tractor has run out of oil
oh how i despair, my problems are bad
i think i might be like nowhere man
but even he had an exciting life
i'm just a farmer with no motorbike"
EVERYBODY DANCE!!!!!
tra le do da de do dee da da
la la la tra le la de dooooo
If I'm coming up with this sort of material when I'm just sitting in my
shed milking betsy, imagine the material i could come up with if this was my
job! I better move to the city and get into vegas!
Farmer Bob,
musical director of the fabled wastelands
Farmer Bob
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