Corn
And let it be known - I am the way and the corn, do not cross me, lest
ye be cobbed.
Beware the many ears of the ever patient corn, as hell hath no fury like the field of patient onlooking corn, forever listening to the plight of
man. If ye remove one kernel, be sure to remove all, as a hole in the
yellow armour will definitely lead to eternal darkness and a slow dishonorable
plague ridden death. If ye sides with the locusts, ye has paid the
price of the soul and will be forever marked by the corn, never again shall the
wonders of doritos be known to ye.
If ye be walking through a corn field, let know stalk be damaged, no soil be salted and no ear be bashed, for the corn does bear the warriors bred from pure hatred and villainy; the four cornmen of the apocalypse, and it is these starchy swashbucklers who will bring revenge and cornflour upon thee.
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