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There I was, sitting about with my Girlfriend last night, and then BAM! One of her boobs caught my eye. Then they both did.
I tried to concentrate on what she was saying to me, but I was hypnotized by them. My eyes were moving in step with the harmonic motion of her breasts. I stopped and tried to come to terms with the boob fascination of mine. Then something unexpected happened. I couldn't help myself, the next thing that came out of my mouth was;
"Hey babe, you know what? I like your boobs a lot. I think I should get boobs like yours."
We had a brief disagreement over whether or not her boobs were mutual possessions or not, and then came back to the real issue at hand - My breast implants.
The answer I got back surprised me just as much as my thoughts about my own augmentation;
"Sounds good honey, you could be just like Bob out of Fight Club"
"Damn straight" I replied. "Then we could touch boobs in the shower. We could also swap bras, have sleep overs and have pillow fights."
Apparently my idea about showering or doubling the top halves of our wardrobe didn't quite appeal to my Girlfriend.
BAM! I started designing them straight away. With my Girlfriends help, we came to some good decisions:
The left breast will be detachable and will be able to be used as a pillow or a portable floatation device
If I do the Spiderman web shoot hand thing while breastfeeding with the right one, it changes from producing plain milk to producing Milo.
Both breasts will double in size when placed in water.
I can use the cleavage action to hold on to things. For example, I could use this power to hold another drink, or if needs be, to hold a gun in each hand while i abseil down cliff faces. This will be especially useful for when I fight ninjas.
Man I'm going to be one sexy bitch when i get my artificial boobs.
Smoe
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