Quotes Page!
Things Heard 'Round The Table
And here we are... the magnificent quotes page. Well... all right, not magnificent, but I'm putting it up anyway. Heh. Here is where the contents of my spiral notebooks will be placed. Mostly they will be quotes from the D&D game, it looks like... I don't know why, but D&D seems to have more silliness than Mage or Cyberpunk.
On to the quotes!
"What do you mean, lost love? I just misplaced her for a while!" -Suzaku the Red Sparrow, mighty Highwayman(D&D)
"He has a spear of annihilation? Cool! Mine!"
"Sphere. Sphere of annihilation."
"Oh. Well, screw that then." -DM and player, minor gap in communication (D&D)
"I'm going to a cheap pub, getting drunk, and breaking stuff."
"No! We're the chosen of the gods! You can't-"
"You're right. I'll go to the expensive part of town, get expensive drunk, and break expensive stuff." -Durus, sorceror of fire, trying to civilize Suzaku the Red Sparrow.(D&D)
"So you've been stashing all the jewels you've ever found or stolen in this cave?"
"Yeah, so I can shower them upon my lady Arialle. When I find her again, o'course."
"Can you say 'stalker'?"
"Are you trying to tell me something?" -Exposition on the nature of Suzaku's 'misplaced love' (D&D)
"She... actually seems to like you."
"Sure. I saved her from a baby chimera when we were twelve. Then I swore myself to her as her knight. She's my Lady."
"All... right. So why the heaps of jewelry in a cave if she likes you anyway?"
"Well, duh. A Knight showers his Lady with gifts. That's how it works. She's just never around so that I can shower the gifts." -Yet more exposition on the nature of Suzaku's 'misplaced love' (D&D)
"You're attacking it with your sword."
"Yup."
"You, a wizard, are attacking the zombie sea wyrm with your flaming sword."
"Uh-huh. It's still a sword!" -Sometimes players tie their own nooses (D&D)
"I'd have to make a piloting check if I wanted to join in, right?"
"Yeah, you would."
"All right then. I'll be the 'blooper mech'. You know, the one waaaay out there in the background that the psycho fanboys slow down the tape to watch so they can crow about 'editing mistakes'? Like that tennis shoe in Return of the Jedi!"
"Oooo-kay. What're you gonna do?"
"I'm gonna make my mech do the Macarena!" -Part of the Cyberpunk group's flirtation with Mekton Z. Our characters were mercenaries contracted to be extras and bodyguards for a vid-shoot. (Cyberpunk/Mekton Z)
"Tonight, on This New House, we'll show you how to install a CWIS point defense system!" -PBS, Night City style (Cyberpunk)
"Hey, neat, guys!! This time I get to play the combat-happy thug!" -Me, a little too happy about my Exalted character