DOB: 08/08/82
Hometown: Montrose, MI
Weight: A buck fitty five
Instrument Played in band: Lead Guitar, Vocals
Favorite Bands: Tom Petty, Simon and Garfunkel, Hot Water Music, Less than Jake, Mustard Plug, jettared, Flogging Molly, The Dropkick Murphys, Yellowcard, Something Corporate, The Vandals, The Ataris, Sublime, Tony Clifton
Biography:
Abram Bradley Alguire, or so he is called by his mother, was born on a crisp autumn day in early August. Born lucky, his life seemed like nothing but sunshine from there on out. Tragedy would strike his life when his parents were divorced at the age of five. Even though his parents and therapists pounded it into Abe's head, he refused to take responsibility for their divorce. He knew that vase was expensive, but that was ridiculous. He was husked away from his birthplace in Mt. Pleasant Michigan, and relocated to a booming milling town, Montrose was a beautiful town where factory work was available to his mother. Abe and all five of his siblings lived in an old fishing shanty on the edge of town. "Shakes Town" as the richer, whiter folk called the small commune. Soon however, Abe's mom realized that she could afford a much nicer home and they moved, but not untill Abe said goodbye to all his companions in Shakes Town. He vowed on his mothers undug grave that he would return to them and save them from the life of poverty. Abe soon forgot those promises as he rode around his driveway on his new Hutch.
Not only did Abe's living situation change, but so did his status at school. He was labeled a 'Jock' for all seasons and excelled beyond ALL records at this school. He soon put Montrose on the map for sports tradition. Whenever there was a touchdown pass thrown or caught, Abe was there, whenever there was a free throw to be made, Abe was there, Whenever the Girls track team needed an anchor runner with speed and pep, you bet your goofy asses Abe was there. It wasn't untill after lunch in Middle School on a Friday afternoon when Abe was shooting baskets, and caught the eye of Montrose newcomer rambuctious Tom E. Thompson. Tommy watched Abe do his thing on the court for what seemed hours, but in truth was only minutes. Abe was pantented for doing his "Wouldjyalookatthat!" where he would point at the hoop and then shoot the ball and make it! Tommy relished in the thought of one day being Abe's protege. However, as fable goes, Abe hardly thought about things of such depth because he had a nasty sex addiction. Fate would lead these two ragamuffins in the same direction when Tommy tried out for the Football team. When Abe and his buddies were horsing around, Coach was telling Tommy to leave, and never ever come back. Abe looked away from his brothers on the team, and saw the crushed spirit in that burly boy's eyes. Abe decided right there that he really didn't want to play anything that turned people away. So he quit all sports and caught up with Tommy T. Despite constant pleading and groveling from the coaching staffs and corporate sponsors Abe stood firm to his choice.
Over a peice of Pizza one day, Abe convinced Tommy to join him in the vegabond hobby called "music". The two then decided to pursue a life in music, where many adventure, and women were had. Abe has never excelled in anything since he turned his back on sports. To this day he still rocks out.
Abe can be reached at: [email protected]
Aol s/n: prnstarmonkey
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