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FUN FACTS:

Birthdate:  12/03/82
Hometown: Montrose, MI.
Weight then: 255
Weight now: 165...o yeah
Musical Instrument played in band: snare, cymbal, vocals
Favorite bands: Jettared, Arizing, Hot Water Music, Less Than Jake, Elvis, Movie House Arcade, The Ataris, anything oldies, I-HIP, End On End, LeFT, Kids With Helmets, George Strait, John (Cougar) Mellencamp

Biography:  Thomas Edward Thompson was born on December 3rd, 1982 in the bustling metropolis of Flint, MI.  Tom almost died of jaundice at birth. Please feel free to send him money because of it. Tom likes anything thats not fattening and cute girls. He also likes parcheezi and is an avid raquetball player. Growing up on the mean streets of Montrose gave Tom a real feel for how bad life really can be.  At the ripe old age of 13 he encountered the neighborhood gang- the Blueberry Boys. After the initial "beat in" Tom found it to be a nice place to go for a fat kid with no friends.  They accepted him as long as he puffed his marlboros and talked dirty slang. This is also where Tom perfected his famous french kiss. The Blueberry Boys were notorious for bringing in the cross town hussies and catholic school girls of the area.  Despite the weight disadvantage Tom became the apple of every girl's eye.  Going to school everyday in his black pimp striped zuit suit Tom caught the attention of Montrose newcomer rascly Abe Alguire.  Abe saw that Tom was popular with the ladies and badly wanted to become friends with him and live his ravish lifestyle.  Abe's ulitmate dream: to be one of the Blueberry Boys, full benefits and all.  Tom saw Abe's potential, but unfortunately Scooter McCallister and the other Berry Boys couldn't see past Abe's coke bottle glasses.  Tom was hurt and felt that Abe could be the tuffest kid in school if given a chance.  He envisioned a dream to become his own boss and have Abe as a sidekick.  For over the course of three months all 24 members of the Blueberry Boys mysteriously disappeared.  All of them except Tom that is. For him and Abe were picking them off one by one as they stepped off the school bus.  (before Colombine "when school violence was okay"). Tom slyly dodged the principles office and was never suspected of the crimes.  Before to long Tom and Abe had their own gang and become feared members of their middle school.  The West Memphis Pollywogs ruled with an iron fist and didn't take crap from nobdoy man or shark.  In good time Tom became distasteful with his life of crime.  One day over a piece of pizza in homeroom Tom suggested to Abe that maybe a career path in music would better suit them in the longrun.  Abe eagerly agreed and they soon found themselves making christmas lists filled with recorders, flutes, and piccolos.  Practicing for days and listening to the likes of Duke Ellington, and Fats Domino Tom and Abe decided that music yes,  jazz and classical hell no!  Soon they became rebels. Listening to bands like Metallica, Soundgarden and even the ruthless sounds of Nirvana. Ripped jeans and dyed hair, skipping class, and shopping at thrift stores became Tom and Abes new found glory.  ;)   So that brings us to now. Yep folks, thats pretty much it. Tom and Abe went through high school as losers in rags. But they had something the jocks and the preps didnt: musical instruments. To bad they didn't have any talent.  Tom can be reached at [email protected] or AOL IM: Fourcryngoutloud.
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