Oh yes, Andrew and Pammy were quite an item in her early Baywatch Days. But Andrew got sick of Hasselhoff bugging him when he'd visit the set "Hey man, I've been working on this
album, tell me what you think of my version of 'Keep On Rockin' In The Free World',
would ya?"  He couldn't take it anymore and told Pamsy it was him or the beach.
We all know what other rock drummer she ended up with...

He visited Jay's house soon after and asked for an introduction to
Mary Ann's hot friend Ginger. She just had to go on the boat tour too.
Yep she's still missing. Ah fate is so fickle.

Tres sexy Catherine eyed the studly Andrew from across the room in a crowded L.A.
nightclub. She approached him and asked for a cigarette. And so began the tempestuous
fling.  One day Catherine tearfully confessed that she'd been seeing some ugly old actor
on the sly. He left the faithless ho, and last time he saw her she had gotten really fat.

Andrew felt a departure from Actresses Les Bimbos was needed, so he hooked
up with Serious Actress Jodie Foster. The relationship was doomed however.
Jodie being a closet lesbian and all that.
He swore off actresses for a time and ended up with...

Yeow! Babe-a-licios Cindy was just what Andrew was looking for.
Jett-setting around the globe accompanying Ms.Crawford to photo shoots watching
some guy named Franco fuss with her lipstick was fun. Then she wanted to act.
Then she made a movie with one of the uglier Baldwin Brothers.
A trained seal could have given a better performance.
Sick with embarassment, Andrew fled, disillusioned and wondering if he'd ever find true love.