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| The Tape-Mouth |
| Often thought to mean "I have a secret," the tape mouth gets it's origins from the mid 1920s. Men (or women, children, and French) who learned sensitive information about the Mafia were chased and hunted down like animals by the gangsters. They would tie them up and tape their mouths shut.They would torture them for a day or so and then kill them. The Tape-Mouth, therefore, should only be used when you know something that will get you in trouble with some form of organized crime. Incorrect: "soo tell me who ur so in luv wit i PROMISE i wont tell a sole " Correct: "omfg i walked around back of the casino and i couldnt believe what i saw " |
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| The Hummer or The Butt-Fucked |
| This icon has two purposes. It can either be used in conjunction with an offer of fellatio to a friend/relative/professor/pet, or to denote a surprise penetration of the anal region. It cannot, however, be used when referring to an expected assault on one's anus. Incorrect: "o my god are you serieus??? " Correct: "you know, being in prison isn't nearly as bad as everyone made it --- " |
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| The I See You Trying to Put That Piano Wire Around My Neck to Strangle the Life Out of Me, and Yes, I Think it's Funny Face |
| Alright, this one only made it into the final version of AIM due to a communication error between two programmers. See, the one guy was having trouble with his girlfriend, and there was an incident involving a piece of piano wire... It's sort of a long story. Anyway, another programmer created this icon as kind of a joke, and they forgot to take it out of the program come publishing time. Incorrect: "of corse i was good this weekend......... arnt i always???? " Correct: "dude, i see you trying to put that piano wire around my neck to strangle the life out of me, and yes, i think it's funny... " |
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| The I'm Trying to Eat My Own Eyebrows |
| Before you go and say that this icon doesn't have any use, I want you to do something. Try to eat your own eyebrows. Do it in front of a mirror. If you're doing it properly, your face should look almost exactly like this. Only hopefully your eyes won't be so beady, and your face won't have that yellow hue to it. If your face looks too much like this picture, seek medical assistance at your nearest convenience. Incorrect: "gawd i h8 it wen my stoopid brother wares my good dresses! " Correct: "im so starved... i need something to eat right now or i'll die.... " |
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