I never forget a face - But in your case I'll make an exception

Don't look out of the window - People will think that it's Halloween

You've a face like a million dollars - All green and wrinkled

I've kept my youthful complexion - Yes, so I see, all spotty

Haven't I seen you on TV - Well yes I do appear off and on, how do you like me ? - Off

Do you think that I'll lose my looks when I get older - With luck, yes

My husband always carries my photo in his pocket. It once saved his live when a mugger tried to stab him. - Of course, your face would stop anything

I've just come back from the beauty parlor - What a pity it was closed