Fat? You're not fat, you're just ....oh, hell, OK. You are fat. Very fat indeed, in fact

She's so fat, she has the only car in town with stretch marks.

Hey, I remember you when you only had the one stomach.

She's got more chins than the Hong Kong telephone book

He's so ugly, the robbers gave him their masks to wear.

You don't sweat much for such a fat guy.

I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.

You're so fat that when you jumped up, you got stuck.