When we rummage through the bookshelves dark and dusty
[dark and dusty]
While the slayer's foot is tapping like a drum
We mustfind the ancient knowledge foul and musty
[foul and musty]
A watcher's lot is not a happy one...
[happy one]
WILLOW
I am the very model of the modern Wiccan lesbian,
Well versed in arcane matters thaumaturgical and Thespian.
Folks wielding occult powers believe me I know just where they've been,
And kitty cats and tacky clothes are things I'm just real comfy in.
I start a blazing fire, Latin words are simple all I need,
To light a massive cavern "fiat lux" and potions in a bead,
I have my special grimoire, read it nightly, lock spells in my head,
The only thing I cannot do is get this powder off my bed...
OZ
A wandering werewolf I,
Playing at bars and mitzvahs,
Shedding my hair in fistfuls
And never knowing why.
A wandering werewolf I,
A dirty dog, with bitcas,
sneaking around on wiccas,
The fur is gonna fly...
THREE SLAYERGIRLS
[Buffy, Kendra and Faith enter, twirling their class-protector parasols]
Three little slayer girls are we,
Mean as a five-foot girl can be,
Kick demon butt, do it just for free!
Three little slayer girls!
BUFFY: Every guy is a source of fun. (Chuckle.)
KENDRA:Slaying's no game, there's no time for one! (glares)
FAITH: Kill passersby, do it just for fun! (Chuckle.)
THE THREE: Three little slayer girls!
ALL (dancing).Three slayer girls who, all unwary,
Walk all nite through the cemetary,
Vampires run or it will get hairy--
THE THREE (suddenly demure). Three little slayer girls!
