A haiku is a poem of 17 syllables:
5 syllables
7
5
Ideally, it presents an image with emotional content or presents a sentiment, not a simple narrative, but hey! Surprise us!
A HAIKU OF PATTERNS
Angel, brooding vampire
In a swirling black
raincoat
Whoops! Buffy climbs him!
Parker, sleazy toad
With a smooth convincing
line
Whoops! Buffy climbs him!
Riley, farmer boy
With macho soldier get-up
Whoops! Buffy climbs him!
I squirt Binaca
Fix tattered Burberry
Hey! It's worth a shot!
______
Blossoming Willow
Likes guys as much as
next girl
Next girl was Tara
Spike, former Big Bad
Chips are no good for you
boy
Chase no more puppies
A newbie haiku:
Little sister Dawn
Appears with no clue
So very surprised
Old Watcher's old coat
Never removed, never
washed
So don't ask, don't smell
The Big Bad is back
Sunnydale is in for it
OW! Tazers just suck
Poor dumb Harmony
No Master buys a vowel
Watching Jeopardy
Poor Big Bad Spikey
Breadboxes day in, day out
So few stakes to hand
AnyroadTaken An Ethan haiku:
To worship chaos
Schemes obsess a former
friend
Handsome sorcerer
Irene Adler Riley Haiku
His heart beats too fast
For Buffy? Or from bad
drugs?
Which will kill him first?
Willow excels here
But Pride goeth before
the
Hey!! Look out below.
Giles' new magic shop
Features big discounts for
all
Witches and slayers
Aiglos
Who doesn't like Dawn?
Our invited guest-spirit.
Maybe Tara's kin?
The chip makes Spike lame-
Sans chip, he must slay
Buffy.
You see the problem.
My Anya Theory:
Perhaps she's pulling a
Dawn,
And wrote herself in.
Buffy vs Drac
Harkened back to B-movies
in more then title.
ducky
Little sister Dawn
So annoying for one so
young
You say you're a WHAT?
William the Bloody
Currently boasting less
bite
The Slayer must die
