N-Dawg. Female. Hails from Sydney, Australia. I wish I had a cool story for my nickname, but I don�t. I just felt ghetto one day, in year 11, and dubbed myself �N-Dawg�. See, that�s not cool. And it�s not funny. I could make something up, but that would just be a lie and I don�t want to lie to you. Well, I wouldn�t really have a problem lying to you, but then we�d have trust issues, and you�d all begin to wonder if anything I wrote on this site was real. I hate business college. It�s currently the bane of my existence, and it has been since the beginning of the year, when I signed up on a whim. It was either that or getting a real job. I can�t decide which is the lesser of two evils, but I�m more inclined to say that college is worse. I only have 3 weeks left, and that makes me smile like it�s nobody�s business. I don�t want to work in an office, but I will, just for money. I�m going to audition for �Neighbours� (Australian bad soap) next year because there has only been like one Asian on the show. And that�s gotta change. If I don�t get the �Neighbours� gig, I�m gonna try and work in a publishing house, so as to publish Inca�s stories. Nepotism is up and running in our world. My Angel collection is not as extensive as Inca�s. I now own all seasons of Buffy on DVD. I own all the Angel DVD�s which have Faith on them. I have an Eliza obsession. I�ve seen �Race The Sun�, �True Lies�, �The New Guy�, �That Night�, �This Boy�s Life�, �Wrong Turn�, �Bye, Bye Love�, and I own �Bring It On�, �Soul Survivors�, and every episode of Tru Calling that has been played on TV so far. I also received the Buffy PS2 game for Christmas last year, which I asked for, so I could play as Faith and Spike. I am the one responsible for buying Inca �Valentine�, which I�m sure her parents have never forgiven me for. I love Hanson and I have no problems admitting it. People who do, should be shot. People always try and make me feel ashamed by it, but it doesn�t work, because the bottom line is, if you can�t accept me for me, then fuck off, because you�re a quim face. I saw Hanson in November, on the 19th, actually and Zac waved and smiled at me. Yep, all because I was paying him out. Pays to be a smart arse, now doesn�t it? I�m going to be the fan that sticks out in his mind, not the gushing fansons who screamed �I love you!� at him. Twister�s from KFC, Nuggets from Maccas, along with chicken sauce that looks like Angel�s cum. Norm burgers (ie � NO CHILLI) from A Poor Hoe�s (Oporto�s). �The Perks Of Being A Wallflower� is probably my favourite book, with �Queer� coming in second. Whenever I finish reading a book, it disappears in a puff of red smoke, because I don�t really have a bookshelf. It�s true. Ask Inca, she�ll be glad to divulge that information and why she thought that. �California� is a cool song which gets stuck in my head for days on end. I�m beginning to live for �The OC�. I live for �Lost�, which is bizarre, because we don�t have the show yet. I love Dominic Monaghan and have decided that he could be the lord of my ring any day. I can�t keep my hair one colour for longer than a few weeks. I have a pattern, which goes: dark brown, light brown, red, light brown, dark brown. I�m currently in the last phase, but I will be getting the bottom bleached blonde on the weekend. Trashy? Yep. Good. I�m not good at writing slash scenes. I just suck at them, and not even in a good way. I more or less just do the graphics around the site. The layouts, the banners, the buttons, and other such junk that has no purpose other than to make Slasherphiles look pretty. I�m more inclined to write sad, mopey stories about Angel and Spike. I write Faith�s character the best. I write pointless fics about the LOTR actors. I write Hanfic. I write Lost fics, and yes, I haven�t seen the show. I write anything but slash because I know that I�m shit at it. I do enjoy reading Inca�s slash though. She�s the writer, I�m the graphics chick. I can take random photos of myself for hours, because I really am that vain. In fact, I�m so vain that I probably think this section is about me, ha. I can write about myself like nobody�s business. I can procrastinate longer than you can take a shit. I can put gross pictures into your head, like that one. And here�s another for the road... imagine being on the toilet trying to snap a hard shit off. Yeah, think about it. Then vomit. I read a variety of slash stories, but my one true love is Angel/Spike. I�m Spike in female, non vampire form. I�m small, loud, annoying, stubborn, messy and I love attention. I waste away without attention, like a butterfly with no wings. I�m good at making up analogies that are pointless and that don�t make sense. I have trouble staying on topic, which you can probably see. So this is me. And I�m fantastic. |
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