Inca. Female. Resides in Sydney, Australia. Please no more people ask me where my name came from. It�s been my net tag for as long as I�ve been on the net, it started about 6th grade when I made my Hotmail address incaprincess. No I�m not Incan. Nor a princess. I have no idea what I was thinking, but it stuck. Love slash. Only write Angel/Spike slash, as am not a slash-tart. Love Angel�s belly. Hate offices. Want to scald everyone in the elevator with my hot chocolate when I go to work in the morning. Will be a writer. I have sexual dreams about being Irvine Welsh, Oscar Wilde, Arthur Golden, Dante, C.S. Lewis, Deaver and the list goes on. Don�t like Charles Dickens. Have 20 Angel novelettes, every DVD except the 5th season which is not out in Australia, have over 500 pictures of Angel and Spike saved from my computer onto a disc with a love heart over the �I� in Spike, posters of Angel on my wall, Valentine DVD and movie poster, 3 calenders relating to Angel and Spike and bought Kingdom Hearts just cause Angel is Squall and that�s a wet dream. I will wait while you recuperate from the overwhelming awe you have for me and my lack of self-restraint and/or perspective. Donatello was the best Ninja Turtle. Have a small figure sitting on my TV to prove this to you. Want to read A handmaids tale, but it is not in print in Australia. Love the Sex Pistols even thought they couldn�t play worth shit. Got caught shoplifting from Target. Classy. Big Macs from Maccas, Zinger w/ bacon and cheese from KFC. And oh my god, I just realised Big Mac is an abbreviation of McDonald�s! MAC Donald�s! Must e-mail N-Dawg! Done. Love wrestling. Can�t say which wrestler I like as soon the moguls will make him evil for ratings and then I�ll have to change my favourite. I should wash my bed-sheets more often than I do. I should make dinner more often than I do. I shouldn�t buy as many Kung Fu movies as I do. Angel of the Morning is a fucking cool song. Am Bored of the Rings. Like �Angel� better than �Buffy� because I believe its characters had actual human reactions, whereas Buffy didn�t. Plus Buffy�s fucking selfish and she didn�t treat Angel well. Love getting two songs stuck in me and N-Dawgs� head�s and then singing them together. �Working at the��.. California here we come� Can�t get Godsmack�s Voodoo out of my head. Specially �I�m not the one who's so far away, when I feel the snake bite enter my veins.� Prefer to listen to a male singer. Cannot get lips or eyebrows pierced as believe body piercings belong on the submissive sexual partner. Futurama and Family Guy could kick your ass. Think W&H and Streetwalker are my best stories. Except the last part of Streetwalker. That was indulgent. Second favourite slash site is �Slashing the Angel�, have it bookmarked and check everytime I�m online for updates. Went to University this year after being accepted for Creative writing. Prestigious acceptance. Dropped out six weeks later as could not stand the thought of sitting next to people in berets and gothic dresses in summertime for the next three years. If it is not Autumn in Paris, there is no need to wear a beret. Now work a job I hate so I can save money to travel to England. Do not know why I want to do this. Whim. Favourite movie is Casino. Have watched very often. Stopped watching after I found I could say every single line with the actors. Am Obsessive-Compulsive. Love Kevin Smith�s movies. Do not like N-Dawg�s �chicken� (Angel come sauce) from Maccas. Especially not how she plays with it. Girl could be the next Ashley Blue. Hmmm. Charmane Star, then. Have Astro boy sheets. Very Proud. Have Learners Permit but cannot drive as am very shit. I have almost rolled my car on three separate occasions by turning a corner too fast. I cannot be that bad though, because I�ve never scratched the paint. Like Dead Kennedys. Do not like Bad Charlotte. Do not like Simple Plan. Become imbued with hate whenever they come on the radio. Like The Casualties. Like Circle Jerks. Like to wear chains. Shiny. Like to have half hour chats with people selling wildlife fund memberships on the streets. Am never rushed. When I hang out washing I like to have all my underwear pegged up with green pegs, all my shirts with yellow, my sheets with lilac etc. Will NOT eat a bag of chips if it is opened from the wrong end. Parents taunt me endlessly with this. Like chocolate and cold pizza. Not together. Like to watch either really good or really bad movies. Eg: The Shawshank Redemption, Valentine. Used to hate the fact I had small boobs but now love them, as am fond of painlessly not wearing bras and walking really fast. Cause I can. Love candy! Love Wendy Dogs! Love pork rolls and PEZ. Hate green beans. Hate the smell of uncooked chicken. Hate Darla. Obviously the casting director on Buffy thought it would be good for Angel to have an evil past love interest with dying for a retouch blonde hair, who talks in high pitched breathy sighs, while constantly raising her eyebrow in some embarrassing display at �acting�. And that someone should shut their damned fucking face next time because evidently, they do not know how to tie their shoes let alone cast a female role for the masses. Speaking of goddamned filthy whores, hate Paris Hilton. Love Angelina! Especially in Shark Tale when they drew her with the huge lips! Love Joey Lauren Adams. Especially her voice. I am cynical; am moody bordering on manic-depressive. I like to stare at the sky. I like to watch documentaries, as long as they are not about Wars or any machinery. Mental block from growing up with an avid War then planes then car monomaniacal brother. I like to faux-seriously tell N-Dawg that I love her in the Burger King line to watch everyone avert their eyes. I love to make noise. I like to dance in Woolworths or the elevator to the musak they pipe in. Love to laugh even though my laugh sounds like a lame donkey in heat. Can write about anything, as demonstrated by this rambling exercise of linear-intricacy. Angel rocks. �Slasherphiles� loves you all. |
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