Okay, most of these points are points that Ness and I have mused about, on many an English and Maths lesson. I have decided to compile these thoughts on the page. They mostly relate to the �Buffy� Series 1- 3 (Buffy and I had a disagreement after Angel left, so we don�t see each other anymore) and the �Angel� Series.


How does Angel pay for the mortgage on his giant hotel, exactly? Angel Investigations is not what you�d call successful, I mean they hardly ever have clients, just visions from the Powers That Be, and they haven�t ever indicated they pay.

Another thing, how did Angel pay for that apartment in Sunnydale? And the blood we see him buy? He was a bum, he didn�t have a job!
Did he just scare the landlord away every time he came to collect the rent?

How does Spike bathe? He lives in a crypt.

Are there any guards at all in these graveyards? Spike has taken up residence in one of them, and a vampire jumps out of it�s grave, nearly every night.
If someone came to visit their departed loved one, wouldn�t they notice the grave all upturned?

Gangs on PCP. A person hyped up on drugs doesn�t get a mutated face (usually) and they never ever burst into flames when the sun hits them, no matter how high they are.

Okay, so Angel�s �vamp face� is his real face right? His human face in the mask. So does he slip out of his human face while hes all alone? I mean, keeping a mask on your entire life would take some effort, and he does lose it when he gets really angry, so why not when he�s relaxed, hanging around at home? Makes sense.

Angel used to drink human blood before (unless pigs blood comes in hospital blood bags) but now he�s strictly opposed to it.
But then again, if you never change your mind, why have one?

How exactly did Angel get from living in the Hyperion in the 50�s, to living on the streets in the �90�s. And how did he pay for the rent for the hotel??? Sorry the money thing really bugs me.

Why is Angel�s son so lame?
That was basically it for that comment.

How come the vampires bleed so much, heck why do they bleed at all, they have no heartbeat, therefore no circulation. Another point, how do they get erections? Maybe it�s just rigamortis setting in.

Angel would feel a lot older than other vampires of 250, didn�t he spend 500 years in hell or something. He was alive down there, but he doesn�t count it. Maybe it makes him feel old.

Who cuts Angel�s hair? A vampire barber? A barber who knows he�s a vampire? Because anyone else would see he didn�t have a reflection. And that would be kinda freaky.

Why did Joss Whedon suddenly change who Spike�s sire was? Did he think we weren�t going to notice?

How did he get his car registered without a last name? Or is there some sort of Demon RTA (DMV)?

Why is Angel�s last name such a big fucking secret anyway?

Why did they cast a man who so obviously looks at least part Italian for the role of an Irish man?

And my last pick at it:

Angel slept with Darla. Why? That chick may have big boosies, buts shes friggen ferret-looking ugly! And her voice is so high only dogs can hear it. Yuck.

      No wonder Angel made Spike.
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