On the eve of the season opener, Fc Bobby have been struck down with severe injury blows to Marc Hertz and Joshua Ivanyi. Hertz rates himself a 50-50 chance to play following his groin injury and Ivanyi says he's a 10-90 chance of playing as he has the flu, however wont be risked and Misha Saps may be approached.
Fc Bobby have defeted Spartans 5-1 in an ugly match as they played much below their ability. Heilbron scored 3, and Fleischmann was great in defense. Match Report
Fc Bobby have stunned The Locksmiths tonight in a 3-2 victory. The Locksmiths are at the top of the league but that didn't worry Bobby as they defended a hard faught win. Hertz scored 2 and Hazan joined him with 1, Goalkeeper Ben-Danan was in fine form, with defenders Hazan, Montag and Ivanyi playing well. Heilbron played well.
Tonight Courtney Johns was appointed Manager of Fc Bobby, while Moshe Same was Declined. Dean Wiener has also been appointed Club Spokesman as it is his life long dream.
Fc Bobby were well beaten by their arch rivals Yellow Subs tonight 8-4.
A close first half was blown away in the 2nd. Hertz scored 2 taking his tally to 14, Hazan kept Factor to one goal. Fleischmann also did well
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Fc Bobby face arch rivals Yellow Subs this evening as they try to stamp their authority on the league. Fc Bobby named a full strength lineup while Yellow Subs are missing their key defender.
Fc Bobby have lost their final hitout of the preseason tonight
5-7 to a team in a higher division. Andrew Factor played as a fill in for the opposition and kicked 5 goals. Match Report
Fc Bobby have won their second match of the year after Bloodsport bailed out of the league. Fc Bobby were awarded a 6-3 win. The players also received free drinks, except Ivanyi and Heilbron who pissed off too early. Hertz also kept screaming 'Montag!' from his car, Match report
Dean Wiener became Fc Bobbys' number one ticket holder, buying 3999 tickets this afternoon. "Being the number one, and only ticket holder is a great honour and priveledge, especially since i am such a great fan of the greats of the team like Montag and Cram (what a nutjob), however i dislike the ethnics like Zaky." Wiener said. He also hopes a premiership will come our way soon.
Fc Bobby will be forgetting last nights match pretty quickly as they lost 7-2. Fc Bobby were made to rue missed easy chances as they found themselves losing by more than they should have. The team has now conceded 7 goals in each defeat. Hertz was the standout with 2 goals. Match Report
FC Bobby had their 1st training session at Court Bobbyland. (Tag's House) Heilbron and Cram were shooting well, Zaky's defense was good, Ivanyi was sexy and complaining, Yossi was complaining and I couldn't get a shot on target, however my attack plan seems to look good. Same and Fleischmann failed to train. Ivanyi is still confident of an unbeaten campaign.
Fc Bobby have recorded their first victory of the season, defeating Dj United 9-5. The entire team was in solid form and this result will please the supporters and manager Chuck Norris. Match Report
After a visit to the doctor, Moshe Same, Team Telescope, may miss the entire season with a torn Anterior Cruciate Ligament. Scans will reveal this next week when he meets with the Specialist.
After an unpleasant week off the field, Fc Bobby are playing a must win game tonight according to Hertz. Misha Saps has been brought into the side replacing injured Fleischmann. Ivanyi and Heilbron have been omitted.
FC Bobby lost their grading game tonight in a hard faught 7-6 defeat to some 24 year old fags who play maccabi and sarah suvlakis 48 year old deb partner. Match Report
Ben-Danans bluff was called by Captain Montag after Hertz and Ivanyi took him too seriously when he said he'd quit. Fc Bobby team members and supporters are not happy with his actions.
Team Member Joshua Ivanyi has announced, that he believes FC Bobby will go undefeated in their season, prior to the kick-off of the season grading game.
Fc Bobby were hammered in their season opener against The Locksmiths tonight 7-2. In a forgetfull game by the team, it was made worse by the injury to Hazan and sickness of Fleischmann during the game. Fc Bobby have a 3 game losing streak in which they have conceded 7 goals in each game.
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In shock circumstances, goalkeeper, Ben-Danan has quit Fc Bobby, due to bagging in the match report, however this matter has been taken well and a new goalkeeper has been signed.