Queefy is a long time runnin' buddy of Slappy's. Friends since high school, Tokin buddies since grade school, and enemies since before.
Lover of the chronic, he sold his amp and his axe for a skimped out bag of shavins. Only to have them given back cuz he splooged on it during Randy Zwicker's Barmitzfa party. Hey, sometimes your first live show will have that effect on ya. So I can't blame the Queefster under the circumsisions...I mean STANCES he was under!
Queefy hopes that thanks to being in SF7 he will finaly get to see a pair of boobs in the flesh...all the power to him, cuz boobs are nice!!! But...as Kaycie Kasum used to not say..."Keep you're head up your ass, and jerk off to the bra's...you'll reach your promised land someday kid!"
Age- 26 (and his mom still does his laundry)
Hair Color - Brown
Eye Color - Hazel
Height - 6' 2"
Weight - 223lbs
Idol - Les Claypool
Favorite T.V. Show - Full House
Favorite Food - Anything that doesn't hiss
Motto - "If it moans I want it!"