| ...ooOO things i've learned OOoo... |
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| ok.. actually i copied this from an email to my page, but it's pretty funny and true at the same time.. enjoy! |
| i've learned - that no matter how much i care, some people are just assholes. i've learned - that it takes years to build up trust, and only suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. i've learned - that it's not what you have in your life but how much you have in your bank accounts. i've learned - that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. after that, you'd better have a big dick or huge tits. i've learned - that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more fucked up that you think. i've learned - that it's taking me a long time to sleep with the person i want. i've learned - you should always leave loved ones with loving words. you may need to borrow money. i've learned - that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished. i've learned - that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. i've learned - that either you control your attitude or you will be offered medication. i've learned - that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place. i've learned - that heroes are the people who do whoever has to be done when they need to be done, regardless of the morning after. i've learned - that money is a great substitute for character. i've learned - that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones who do. i've learned - that true friendship continues to grow, until you get your stuff back in the mail with no note. i've learned - that just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean you can't take advantage of them when they're passed out and naked in your bed. i've learned - that maturity is a magazine for old fucks. |
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