Name:
Sequoia.
Net Name:
Betty Haynes. After Bettie Page and Todd Haynes. But my screen
name tends to be slackerbitch.
Age:
*Sweet 19* Golly, i feel old.
Hair/Eye color:
Brown and Green, respectively
What do i look like:
silly, that's why i made this page of pics
of me.
Current Mental State:
Aubrey diagnosed me as being hyper-bipolar. but she's not a real
docter.
i, however, am a trained medical profesional, and i think i am
completely normal, healthy, and well adjusted.
Hey babe, what's your sign?:
Scorpio
What's so encredibly cool about my Birthdate:
if you add all the digits of my birthdate (reducing to single digits) day, month, year, you get 1,1,1, and when you add those digits together, you get 3, the number of days I was born before my fave holliday. AND on the Holloween of the year I was born, there was a full moon. I also was born 33 days early. And, I was born the same day as Edith Head, the person I've wanted to be since I was about 7 years old, before I knew about the birthdays. AND, I was born THREE DAYS AFTER SHE DIED. Spooky.
Fave Number:
9 (what else? it's 3 times 3)
Fave Colours:
Silver, Black, and cool color tones
Fave Shape:
Star. Bet yoooooou don't have a fave shape. unless you're in
kindergarten.
Fave sports:
Volleyball, baseball, hockey, bowling.
Obessions:
Many, many things. ummm, where to begin? New Zealand, pink spoons, lollypops, obscure
art/indie movies and forign films, eh, good film in generally, bizzare thingies
no one else knows about. Canada, things i shouldn't mention on a webpage (see
main index) naughty boys, e-mail inside jokes, placebo philosophy and obscure scientific
universal theories. boys and bois and boys with nail polish and eyeliner. yum.
brad. the fact that volleyball is the coolest sport and is the second most
popular one worldwide yet it always gets ignored here. fuck. that blood bounces
on ice. humanity. cancer sugar! einstienian theories about the forth dimention.
human behavure, psychology, slash and
fiction, dream sciences, seeking revenge against my enemies. solving things.
figuring out life. staying in my crystalis. my friends. fixing them. people.
stuff.
Fave Television:
t.v. used to be the most important thing in my life. ooooh, i
watched so much tv. and i still do, but i don't need to any more. and a lot of
my fave must see shows i don't feel drawn to anymore. i just don't watch much
anymore. those that i do regularly watch still are: Buffy, Politically
Incorrect, Will & Grace, Mad T.V., Conan, and Futurama. My fave shows ever
are Sports Night, Homicide, Eerie Indiana, American
Gothic, yet these have all been canceled. silly network executives.
Professions:
these are jobs and degress i claim to gave: yes i am a forensic
pathologist, licenced nurse/ healthcare provider, licensed psychiatrist,
eco-terrorist, Savanha Georgian Debutant, 1940's secretary to a privet
detective, international espionage agent, southern Baptist preacher (boycotting
Disney), a 1950s happy homemaker with iron and vacum, backup singer to a Motown
group, assassin, good Christian mother of twelve, trained medical professional.
queen of the world
What i really want to do:
you haven't been listening. i want to design. clothing, costumes,
that sort of thing. look
here
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